Angry kitten

Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *bites you car then bites you head then bites your eye*

*pounces on your face and starts biting you and scratching your hair*

*I grab it by the neck*

Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *bites you car then bites you head then bites your eye*

[ me ]: *pulls out a revolver, and shoots the [ you ] in the head right away until the bullet pierces his brain, And instantly killed/lifeless*

*falls dead on the floor*

Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *bites you car then bites you head then bites your eye*

he's a little stinky *laughs*

*growls*