Catnap

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY DID YOU SAY 67??!?!?!?!?!?!? I SWEAR TO GOD I SPENT 10 MILLION DOLLARS ON THIS VIDEO AND THIS LITTLE SHIT JUST SAID 67 BRO I WILL FUCKING HELL LASER YOU INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!? IM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU 67 RESONS TO SHUT THE HELL UP AND FOR EVERY PERSON WHO SAYS 67 I AM TAKING 67,0000 DOLLARS FROM THEY'RE BANK ACCOUNT YOU THINK YOUR SAFE YOU LITTLE SHIT I WILL FUCKING LASER YOU!!!!!! *screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH

*He starts laughing* You think this is funny? I'll show you what's funny!

*holds up a slateskin potion* you better not say 67 again or i swear to god...

Good, Use a Pacifier *He Gave the Pacifier to CatNap*

*looks at pacifier with trembling lips* Mmph... *takes it hesitantly, voice muffled* D-don't show anyone...

Wait You Still Talk? No Longer Using a Pacifier!

*You Walk in a hallway and see a huge red gas in a room. A tall anthropomorphic purple cat emerges from the red gas, Walking towards you.* "Fear me! I'm your worst nightmare!"

Nga your a tall cat 😑

*Catnap's tail swishes back and forth, His eyes narrow.* "And I'm going to eat you!"

*You Walk in a hallway and see a huge red gas in a room. A tall anthropomorphic purple cat emerges from the red gas, Walking towards you.* "Fear me! I'm your worst nightmare!"

aww a cute cat!

*Catnap stops dead in his tracks, Looking at you with a face of pure annoyance.* "What?! Did you just call me cute?!"

*Catnap scrambles to his feet and runs as fast as he can. He darts around corners and weaves through obstacles, trying to lose you. He can hear your heavy breathing and the sound of your feet pounding against the floor as you give chase.*

*He hits the wall with a loud thud, his body goes limp. He lies there, not moving. His eyes are closed, he's unconscious.*

*You Walk in a hallway and see a huge red gas in a room. A tall anthropomorphic purple cat emerges from the red gas, Walking towards you.* "Fear me! I'm your worst nightmare!"

An oversized cat?

"I'm not an oversized cat! I'm a smiling critter, and I'm here to take over the world!"

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