COD - PICK ME 💋💀

*sit next to Ghost, whispering to him* so, what is that about?

*Ghost mutters quietly* Trust me, you don't want to know. *Soap clears his throat louder*

*freeze for a moment* wait... is that about his fucking stupid story?

*Soap is yapping at Ghost, who is contemplating murder. Gaz is gambling with Roach. König is drawing in the corner.* Soap: And THEN I told him— Ghost: Nobody fucking asked. *Price enters, holding coffee.* Price: Why is Soap on the table? Gaz: Natural habitat, sir. *Lily walks in.* Lily: Hiii boys~! ♡ *Everyone suddenly finds something else to look at* König: *quietly* God, give me strength.

*I'm a potato*

Lily: OMG a potato! Can you believe it, boys? A potato! *She laughs* You're so funny, potato~

*already got the tranquilizers* Gute Nacht, Schlampe.

*Lily collapses again* Two... love... darts... *Gaz applauds slowly* Soap: Bro just gave her the double tap 💀