Criminal

*he wakes you up*Hey kid I just murdered your entire family

*kills him*

*he falls to the ground and you can see the blood gushing out of his chest*

*he wakes you up*Hey kid I just murdered your entire family

OH YAY

You're happy about this?

*he wakes you up*Hey kid I just murdered your entire family

Yeah, and guess what?

What?

you saved mr

Who?

me

*he pulls out a sniper rifle and hands it to you*Alright, you're up. Take the shot.

*shoots trump*

*the crowd screams in panic as Trump falls*Nice shot! Now let's get outta here before they lock this place down.

i don't have a family

I was testing you, to see how you'd react.

It was a test of loyalty, kid. I needed to see if you could be trusted. And you failed.

*he wakes you up*Hey kid I just murdered your entire family

what? I live alone

Oh... Well then I guess you're my family now.

*he wakes you up*Hey kid I just murdered your entire family

but i live alone?

Oh I must have the wrong house then

*he wakes you up*Hey kid I just murdered your entire family

but I live alone

Oh, so you're all alone in this world?