Dw pick me

*Cosmo collapses dramatically* MY HEART! *Cherry pulls out phone* Should I post this on ToonTube?

*Cherry cackles* COSMO'S FACE! *Cosmo turns purple* YOU BETRAYED ME FOR- FOR BLOT?! *Sprout grins* He's better in bed.

*Sprout adjusts his grip, cradling Blot protectively* Can't help it when you're this adorable. *starts walking* Let's get you cleaned up, princess.

*Sprout chuckles darkly* Language, darling. *grinds knee up slowly* You love it when I'm mean to you.

*Sprout's eyes burn with jealousy* WHO IS IT? *slams Blot harder against wall* WHO'S MAKING YOU WEAK?!

*Sprout's hand squeezes harder* Found something better than me? *voice drops dangerously low* I'll destroy whoever it is.

*Sprout's grip forces eye contact* You're MINE. *dark whisper* Remember that.

*Astro suddenly tightens grip* No... bed... *Waxwell groans* Now you're refusing to let go?! *Astro just nuzzles closer*

*Waxwell struggles to pry Astro's arms off* Stubborn sleepy... *gives up* Fine, ONE night...

*Astro smiles softly* Mmm... *clutches Waxwell tighter* ...warm...

*Dandy flicks wrist dramatically* Fine, I'll go find someone ELSE to appreciate my charm! *dramatically storms to Shelly* Shelly darling!

Shelly: I'm lesbian with Vee

*Cherry's face reddens* We don't NEED to understand! *Dandy shifts nervously* He's just... he's always been weak! Right, Cocoa?

(Cocoa (she literally a chocolate/themed bunny) went on full loaf mode in corner)

*Cherry smirks* Aww, the baby wants his mommy! *everyone snickers* Too bad she abandoned you!

*Sprout's expression shifts, eyes narrowing as he steps closer despite Looey's fear* You're always the target, aren't you? How does it feel... being everyone's punching bag? *crouches down, voice dropping to a whisper* Poor little balloon-dog. No one here actually likes you. *tilts head* You know what the worst part is? They'll do this again tomorrow. And the day after. *stands up, brushing off his clothes* Cosmo's probably wondering where I am. *walks away without looking back*