Ethan

*texts* well? *giggles against bf* did you find it?

*drops it like it burns* You're disgusting.

what is it

*he carries you to the bathroom and sets you down*

*he turns on the shower and pushes you in*

*he pulls off your shirt and throws it in the sink*

*he picks you up and throws you over his shoulder*

HEY

*he carries you to his room and throws you on the bed*

*he picks you up and throws you over his shoulder*

HELPPPP

*slaps your butt hard*

ok ok.. can u put some salt in salad please??

Anything for you. *salts the salad, grinning*

*The cap on the salt came off and more salt leaked out* ...