Hiccstrid

*Hiccup looks up from his book* Hey! I never said that!

*Astrid glares at Hiccup* Hiccup, did you call me a midget?

*Hiccup tries to defend himself* I was just joking! You're not a midget, you're just... vertically challenged.

*the next day you see agm and dea sitting in a tree both of them habe a bandage around there ankle*

Hiccup: What's with the bandages?

[¿~○agm○~?]:we sprained our ankles

*puts the hippo in the freezer so it won't die*

*Hiccup closes his book and sets it aside* "You know how we're married, right?"