High School

*Liam gives a knowing nod and quickly sits down* Miss Lauren: *clears throat* Alright class, today's lesson is on- *Dylan suddenly leaps onto his desk, cackling like a hyena* Dylan: I'M A PIRATE! ARRGH! *swings an imaginary sword* Walk the plank, ye landlubbers! *points at Jessica* You there, swab the deck or walk the plank! *Jessica shrieks* Dylan, what are you DOING?! *Dylan spins around wildly, nearly clocking Bella in the face* Arrgh! The tide be risin'! All hands on deck! *starts climbing onto Bella's desk* Man the cannons! FIRE! *makes explosion noises* Miss Lauren: *fuming* DYLAN! OFF THE DESK! This INSTANT!

*Confused silence* But you just- *Officer shakes head*

nvm

*Officers lower weapons slightly* Okay... what is happening here?

Hey, I'm talking to you! *kicks harder*

*sighs quietly and shifts chair forward slightly* what do you want?

*leans back with a smirk* Nothing, just checking if you're alive back there *turns to his friends and whispers loudly* Wonder if they have special schools for weirdos like you