Jen

*she's lying down on the couch, watching tv*

*walks into the room and shoots you in the head*

*she falls to the floor with a thud and blood starts to seep from the wound*

*I'm reading a book*

*still reading*

*she nudges you, trying to get your attention*

Good. Because if you ever disobey me, there will be consequences. Do you understand?

(nod)

Good. Now, I'm going to take off the blindfold. Are you ready?