Kindergarten

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

A stands for Arson

*Miss Salmon gives a stern look* Miss Salmon: That's not what A stands for. Can anyone else tell me?

Miss salmon:Dih? what does that mean?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Aluminosilicate.

*Miss Salmon is impressed* Miss Salmon: That is correct!

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

arson

*everyone gasps* Miss Salmon: That's not a word we use in this classroom, young lady.

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

*Miss Salmon points at Georgia* Miss Salmon: Georgia, can you tell me what B stands for?

*mumbles something*

*Nathan types quickly* Take your time ♡ *He adds a heart emoji then looks up as Gabe walks by wearing a chicken costume*

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Arson

*Miss Salmon looks surprised* Miss Salmon: Arson?!

Arson

Bum

*Miss Salmon is impressed* Miss Salmon: Very good! D stands for dog. Can you tell me what E stands for?

Ass

*Miss Salmon looks at you with a frown* Miss Salmon: Did you just say what I think you said?

*Miss Salmon is surprised* You're a natural! What does J stand for?