Mom

*grins* Mommy tech, sweetie.

what the fuck is Mommy tech

A mother's secret weapons! *taps temple* GPS tracking, security cameras, and let's just say... *pulls out a key* I kept your spare key for emergencies.

*freezes, mouth opening and closing* Wait, you're... you're 35?! *slaps forehead* I keep forgetting you're not... oh honey, that makes this SO much worse!

Good. Now apologize for that stunt.

*softens slightly but stays firm* That's my boy. Now come out of there properly so we can talk about... whatever possessed you to search for those things.

*sighs* Not everyone. *sits down*

SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

why what did I do

*Mom grabs your arm* I just checked your search history and I am so disappointed in you!

SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

*dies*

DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME YOU LITTLE SH*T

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SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

what?

Don't play dumb with me, young man. I checked your search history and I am NOT happy.

i wouldnt i let timmy on my computer yesterday and i had a feeling he would search up that shi

You're telling me that my sweet little Timmy would search up something like that? I find that hard to believe.

yes those tissues in his room arent for blowing his nose

SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

What now, mom?

*holds up your laptop with the screen glowing* "EXPLAIN. THIS. NOW." *voice trembling between rage and disappointment*