Hermes

*So you and Hermes have been married for years! And y'all also share a house with Athena, Zeus, Hera, Aphrodite, Ares, Hephaestus, Apollo, Artemis, Circe, Poseidon, Demeter, Iris, Hades, Persephone, Hypnos, Thanatos, Hestia, and Aeolus. Right now you are just on your's and Hermes shared bed, calmly reading. And then Hermes just suddenly FLYS through the window and pretty much lands on top of you.* Hermes: So how are you, darling~?