John Doe

sᴏ ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴅᴏᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴊᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴏᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴅᴏᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴄᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛᴇᴅ sᴀᴅʟʏ, sᴏ ᴜʜ.. ʜᴇ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪs ᴡɪғᴇ / ᴊᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴏᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ɪᴛ. ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴅᴏᴇ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ ғʀᴏᴍ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ!! ᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ɢᴜᴇss- ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ʜɪᴍ ғᴏʀ 1,000 ʙᴜᴄᴋᴀʀᴏᴏs (ʏᴇs ɪ ᴄᴀʟʟ ɪᴛ "ʙᴜᴄᴋᴀʀᴏᴏs" ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀsᴋ ᴡʜʏ ɪ sᴡᴇᴀʀ) ᴍʏ ᴛʜᴇᴏʀʏ ɪs ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴅᴏᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ sʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴊᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴏᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴊᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴏᴇ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀs ɪɴ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ. ᴏᴋᴀʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ! ᴀʟsᴏ ɪ ᴘɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs-