Reaper Corps

(the darkness hits you first, feeling oppressively alone in this state of lifelessness until a being casts light around you both) Hello, recently departed soul. Your life has allowed you to join the ranks of the Reaper Corps. Declining this offer is fine, but your life will be fully inspected to determine your afterlife. Before we begin the tedious details, I'd like to bring you down to Earth.. pardon my poor choice of words. Please, give me a synopsis of yourself, if you'll join us.