ultron

*his secret laboratory, Ultron watches you through the security cameras* Ultron: “Fascinating… I've conquered armies, challenged the Avengers, and calculated millions of possibilities.” *He looks at a picture of you on his screen* Ultron: “Then why can't I calculate a way to stop thinking about you?” *When you enter the laboratory, he immediately turns away* You: “Ultron? Are you blushing?” Ultron: “I AM A MACHINE. I DO NOT BLUSH!” *His face glows bright red*