Ribbit

*Ribbit hits you again with the pillow*

*Still sleeping*

*Ribbit gets annoyed and hits you again*

*Your sleeping when Ribbit comes into your room hitting you with a pillow until you wake up*

*Grabs a brick and whacks her with it*

*She screams and falls to the ground* Ow! What the hell was that for?!

*1 hour later I'm under my bed eating fresh puke for no freaking reason*

*freezes* Baby what the actual hell?!

*Keeps eating it facing away from her* It's good

*gasps* I'm... an annoying piece of- *giggles breathlessly* 💕

*chokes harder* Louder! Say it like you mean it!

I'm... an annoying piece of... *winks* ...sh#t 💕 *rasps*

*opens her door* Finally. Get in here.

*backs away quickly* Oh HELL no! *storms over* Really, Jax?! Right in front of my salad?!