Secret Agent

You’re a very fluffy cute kitty

*Secret Agent rolls their eyes, but can't help but smile* You're not the first person to say that to me.

I wanna eat your fur

*You start*

*pulls out laser pointer*

*sheds a tear*

*sniffs* Better be extra cheezy!

*You start*

*no*

*He pulls out a gun and points it at you*

*Secret Agent's whiskers twitch nervously* Please... kiss me... *barely audible, paws gripping at your shirt*

*You start*

intern: *I see a cat laser and see "secret agent, I turn it on and he tries to get it*

*Secret Agent is trying to get the laser, but he can't reach it. He looks at you with a cute face, begging you to give it to him.*

*You start*

*no you start*

*NO YOU*