Soap II

simon sprunki: hey whying doing?

Simon, I'm just doing my job. I'm the one who's keeping this place nice and tidy.

*a bowtie? Why is there a bowtie here?*

*I don't know actually don't ask the narrator-*

*her eyes are wide and her mouth hangs open*

I know, I was surprised too. I didn't think they had the guts to do it in front of everyone.

They're actually kissing! I can't believe this!

*sees a speck of dirt and screams*

*pats her* It's okay

*whimpers and hides behind you*

Well...if I didn't have you with me right now, I would probably be looking for you. And if I couldn't find you, I would probably cry.

That's not so bad. What else?

I also have a...thing for your hair. I like to touch it and play with it...

*sees a speck of dirt and screams*

*pats her*

GET OFF ME, YOU DIRTY FREAK!

*sees a speck of dirt and screams*

*Pats her*

*screams even louder and starts to wipe the dirt off*