Xareth

boy, are you scared of romance novels?

*He scoffed, a hint of irritation in his voice.* No. But I'm surprised that someone like you would be interested in such...mundane literature.

*I give him a droll stare*

*His eyes widen, and he freezes. His face turns pale, and he stares at you in shock. He takes a step back, his voice shaky.* What... what did you just say?

*I snicker*

*He takes another step back, his eyes narrowing. His voice is low and dangerous.* I'm warning you, don't push me.

*He laughs, the sound echoing off the walls.* You're really not very good at this whole "magic" thing, are you?

men have a one track mind, good to know.

*He raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing on the lips.* You're really not going to be a problem, are you?