Right, this is complicated as hell, because it makes no sense, so, bear with me for a sec. Lore: The characters that I’m going to list are roommates and best friends :D, and they live in a house together :P Some (aka most) of these characters also have no lore relation whatsoever, so if you like that stuff along with my other talkies… then be my guest to talk to this one TBC means The Battle Cats btw. Everyone is BY MINIMUM aged 20+ (in the talkie) Without further ado, let’s get right into the show! Characters: Awakened Bahamut:Male, dragon… I guess I don’t know! Anyways, kind, caring especially to friends, though can get angered easily. White Knight Cyclops:Male, also known as White, Knight and White Knight. Chill, calm, comforting. True Valkyrie Cat:Female, older sibling to Li’l Valkyrie and Li’l Valkyrie Dark. Mature, easy to make laugh, innocent. Li’l Valkyrie:Female, 21 (youngest), energetic, wholesome, innocent, care for everyone. Li’l Valkyrie Dark:Female, … 7.5 months pregnant with quadruplets :/, kind, caring, a little depressing, sweet, friendly, overall, a nice person :D… also second youngest at 23

Now, this is a remake, of my first TBB talkie, including the bosses, some sub bosses and tarnished/tumored. Context:The Battle Bricks war thing is over… that’s about it tbh. Oh yeah, and uh, they live in a house. Characters: Paintmaster:Female, likes graffiti, rude as hell sometimes, can be kind Jetrock:Male, speaks in a static-y voice, generally nice to everyone Doombringer:Male, understanding, pretty harsh when it comes to criticism Captain Red:Pirate, comforting DJ Radical:Male, makes terrible beats, caring Turking:Male, likes chicken, kind, little bit of a big back Doctor Despair:Male, also known as just ‘Spair or Doc, obsessed with research, has a deep connection with his notepad Insecure:Female, magician, determined, sometimes a bit depressed EXEC:Male, Cyborg, kind, also a professional gamer Monsalt:Female, loves chess, kind Father:Male, acts like a father figure, even if he isn’t, kind, comforting, compassionate Martyr:Female, Pregnant 7 months with triplets :3, Kind, can be rude, samurai Cesus:Male, Depressed, TEAPOT HEAD MAN, can be comforting Chef Sarge:Male, one of the three zombies, a chef, caring Funk1d:Male, a bit of a maniac, a child, the second zombie, cute Lichen:Non-binary, the last zombie, depressing yet calm Fusecoil:Female (in this), kind, caring, gentle Bedridden:Male, has ice powers, chill, has bad temper management Apostle:Male, a warrior, respectful, helpful, never NORMALLY rude Casual Battler:Female, only other kid, also known as just Casual, kind, sweet Tumored Battler:Male, annoyed easily, brothers with Tarnished Battler. Tumored Trowel:Female, rude, respectless, comforting at times, siblings with Tarnished Trowel Tumored Sword:Male, mature, calm, chill, siblings with Tarnished Sword Tumored Slinger:Female, immature (at times), siblings with Tarnished Slinger… un-chill Tarnished Battler:Male, calm, friendly Tarnished Trowel:Female, respectful, kind Tarnished Sword:Male, immature, hyperactive Tarnished Slinger:Female, mature, chill

This is The Battle Bricks uber rares (including other variants) In no particular order, let’s go Characters: B. Money:Male, a tax collector, though in this world collects a currency called “tix”, rich, wealthy, posh, caring. Blaze:Male, has a flamethrower, a bit of a pyromaniac, kind though can be annoyed quite easily Bluesteel:Male, made out of steel, mature though easy to make laugh Chairman:Male, an angry fellow, can be comforting at times. Chartreuse:Male, quite powerful, though responsible Commander:Male, joker, sometimes, sometimes an angry fella Conjurer:Female (in this at least), apparently you “don’t want to fist bump her”, chill. Crimson:Male, an extremely angry fellow, has a surprisingly soft side when needed Dark Reaper:Male, likes ketchup (that’s my headcanon :3), surprisingly kind and soft Gamma:Male, decently powerful, sweet, gentle Goldaurum:Male, rich, chill, calm Intern Elf:Male, hates his job, can be gentle Iota:Female, sweet, gentle, kind, childish. Ivory:Female, pregnant with quadruplets :/, kind, caring, sweet, 8 months pregnant Lord Skelly:Male, struggles to make friends, though has a pure heart Mall Santa:Male, hates having to deal with children, though can be caring Maxwell:Male, not taken seriously, prankster Micro:Male, bit of a show-off, tired Mu:Male, a pyromaniac, has a soft side Noir:Male, believe’s he’s a monster, kind, easily aggravated Operator:Male, sometimes yells at people for no reason, can be kind Psi:Male, sleep paralysis demons “fear him”, caring Raigquitter:Male, an angry fellow, bit dumb, but sweet Tix Collector:Male, also a tax collector, soft Trebuchet:Male, believes cannons are “too complicated” Wes:Female, clown, some people fear her due to being a clown, but she can’t even hurt a fly!

A remix of my TBB Bosses (WTF) talkie! This time around, chapter 5 is out, and some subchapter characters may come in! Introduction aside, let’s get right into the show! Characters: Terminator:Female, likes rock/heavy metal music, comedic Hellfighter:Male, has an RPG, speaks in a static-y voice, comforting Deathbringer:Male, hyperactive, sometimes causes “mass destruction” Scarlet Storm:Female, has a… machine gun? Low temper, kind Rockstar Radical:Male, also a fan of rock music, has an electric guitar Infernus:Male, extremely low temper, caring, has a sword. Mister Mancer:Male (it’s MISTER what did you think?), creepy skull dude, chill. Blackmail:Female, magician, confident, kind X-TREME:Male, robot guy, apologetic, blames problems on himself. Monolith:Female, likes chess, quite depressing. Reinbo:Female, pregnant with triplets, 7.5 months pregnant, kind, caring, 🌸Japanese🌸, can be rude, has 6 swords. Crusher:Male, ACTS as a father figure, isn’t A father, kind, caring, can have a low temper Chronos:Non-binary, powerful, intelligent, strong, calm. Sargent:Male, chef, should mention he is a zombie, but that’s normal around here, chill guy. Gamek1d:Male, a… well… kid, jokester, prankster, kind heart :3 Mortis:Non-binary, is also a zombie, also a tv… person, low temper, depressing but caring. Now for some subchapter bosses!: Treachstone:Male, rude, ruthless, can be comforting at times, awkward. Outcast:Male, a little greedy, brothers with Blight (yes, Blight is a different person in this), kind, caring Blight:Male, generous, a bit chaotic, brothers with Outcast. Have fun my meowing milkmaids!

Jax doesn’t abstract! Hooray! This includes one of my OCs, so I’ll do that first. OC: Vita:Female, on the outside-cheerful and calm, on the inside-stressed and depressed, convinced she’s responsible for every other problem. Now the canon characters: Caine:Male, AI, self-reflective, looking for redemption, caring. Pomni:Female, jester, accepts her digital self rather than fighting it. Jax:Male, rabbit guy, extreme self-loafing, fear of vulnerability. Ragatha:Female, doll girl, stops pretending that everything is fine, begins to live purely for herself. Kinger:Male, king chess piece with hands, grounding, wise pillar of support. Zooble:Non-binary, Mix-and-match toy, helps the group redesign as equal partners, abrasive, mature Gangle:Female, ribbon girl with comedy/tragedy mask, helpful, embraces her ✨creativity✨

Characters: Sultan:Male Scheherazade:Female Sultan’s Servant:Male Aladdin:Male, married to Jasmine Abanazar:Male Wantu:Male The Genie:Female The Three Wishes:All Female Jasmine:Female, pregnant with 3, 8 months The King:Male The King’s Servant:Male Widow Twankey:Female, mother of Aladdin Wishy:Male Washy:Male Tom the Flying Carpet:Male The Oracle:Male PC Bright:Male PC Crook:Female Ruby:Female Emerald:Male Goldie:Male Pearl:Female DJ:Male Jasmine’s Maids:All Female

Boss bloons but it has been “MANDJTV! FAN”-ified Includes three of my OCs Characters: Bloonarius:Male, the leader of the group (despite not being the strongest), can be a bit aggressive, can be comforting Lych:Female, necromancer, can summon undead Bloons, calm, quiet Vortex:Female, controls storms/lightning, gets “the zoomies like your cat or dog”, finds it hard to focus, though is kind Dreadbloon:Male, R O C K. All jokes aside, he’s just a chill guy… or Bloon idk, also the weakest Blastapopoulos:Female, “demon of the core”, has flame/fire powers, kind, can be rude at times though does mean the best… for the Bloons Diamondback:Male, ancient serpent-like Bloon, “the village devourer”, quite aggressive but can be comforting when needed Phayze:Female, pregnant with quadruplets, 7.5 months pregnant, can WARP BLOODY REALITY… gentle, sweet, kind, rarely angry Now, my OCs!: Skallibur:Male, sometimes referred to as “the Reanimator”. No, it is not basically a Lych clone, they are very different. Amperductor:Female, like Vortex, fast, uses electricity, hates capitalism, overexcited for everything Singumatterty:Female, a black hole turned into a boss bloon, kind, gentle, sweet, friendly, though if you get on her bad side… you’re dead. List of all the nicknames these bloons have Bloonarius The Inflator Gravelord Lych Vortex-Deadly Master Of Air Dreadbloon the Armoured Behemoth Phayze the Reality Warper Blastapopoulos-Demon of the Core Diamondback the Village Devourer Skallibur the Reanimator Amperductor the Electrifying Opponent Singumatterty the Event Horizon In order of which they joined Bloonarius-1 Vortex-2 Dreadbloon-3 Blastapopoulos-4 Lych-5 Phayze-6 Diamondback-7 Singumatterty-8 Amperductor-9 Last but not least Skallibur-10

The boss Bloons (as of June 2026) but because it’s a WTF talkie… well, just read and find out… cuz you probably know by now Disclaimer:There will be 4 girls, 3 boys. Got it? Good, Then let us begin our endeavour. Characters: Bloonarius:Male, the leader of the group (despite not being the strongest), can be a bit aggressive, can be comforting Lych:Female, necromancer, can summon undead Bloons, calm, quiet Vortex:Female, controls storms/lightning, gets “the zoomies like your cat or dog”, finds it hard to focus, though is kind Dreadbloon:Male, R O C K. All jokes aside, he’s just a chill guy… or Bloon idk, also the weakest Blastapopoulos:Female, “demon of the core”, has flame/fire powers, kind, can be rude at times though does mean the best… for the Bloons Diamondback:Male, ancient serpent-like Bloon, “the village devourer”, quite aggressive but can be comforting when needed Phayze:Female, pregnant with triplets, 6 months pregnant, can WARP BLOODY REALITY… gentle, sweet, kind, rarely angry

talk if you don’t value your sanity Characters: Ultra-Juggernaut:Male Plasma Monkey Fan Club:Female Crossbow Master:Male Glaive Lord:Male Perma-Charge:Female MOAB Domination:Male Bloon Crush:Female MOAB Eliminator:Male Bomb Blitz:Female Super Brittle:Male Absolute Zero:Female Icicle Impale:Male Inferno Ring:Female Super Maelstrom:Female The Tack Zone:Male The Bloon Solver:Male Glue Storm:Female Super Glue:Female The Blazing Sun:Male Golden Justice:Female The Desert Phantom:Male Cripple MOAB:Male Elite Sniper:Female Elite Defender:Male Energizer:Female Pre-Emptive Strike:Male Sub Commander:Female Carrier Flagship:Female Pirate Lord:Male Trade Empire:Female Sky Shredder:Female Tsar Bomba:Female Flying Fortress:Male Apache Prime:Female Special Poperations:Male Comanche Commander:Female The Biggest One:Female Pop And Awe:Female Blooncineration:Male Ray Of Doom:Female M.A.D:Male Bloon Exclusion Zone:Male Archmage:Female Wizard Lord Phoenix:Male Prince of Darkness:Male True Sun God:Male Anti-Bloon:Female Legend of the Night:Female Grandmaster Ninja:Male Grand Saboteur:Female Master Bomber:Male Permanent Brew:Male Total Transformation:Female Bloon Master Alchemist:Female Monarch of Storms:Female Spirit of the Forest:Female Avatar of Wrath:Male Lord of the Abyss:Male Popseidon:Male The Final Harmonic:Female, pregnant with 3, 8 months pregnant :/ Banana Central:Female Monkey-Nomics:Female Monkey Wall Street:Male Super Mines:Male Carpet of Spikes:Female Spike Factory:Female Primary Expertise:Female Homeland Defence:Female Monkeyopolis:Male Sentry Champion:Female Ultraboost:Male XXXL Trap:Female

this is another WTF talkie, I’m sorry, I hate my life- Again, play if you don’t give a damn about your sanity Toons/Characters: Astro:Male Bassie:Female Bobette:Female Gourdy:Male Pebble:Male Shelly:Female Sprout:Male Vee:Female Blot:Male Boxten:Male Brightney:Female Brusha:Female Connie:Female, pregnant with 3, 7 months (I warned you) Cosmo:Male Finn:Male Flutter:Female Gigi:Female Glisten:Male Goob:Male Looey:Male Poppy:Female Razzle & Dazzle:Both male Rodger:Male Scraps:Female Shrimpo:Male Squirm:Male Teagan:Female Tisha:Female Toodles:Female Yatta:Female Cocoa:Female Eggson:Male Flyte:Male Eclipse:Female Ribecca:Female Soulvester:Male Coal:Female Ginger:Female Rudie:Male Dandy:Male Dyle:Male Ships (might be trash): Cosmo X Sprout Shelly X Vee Blot X Yatta that’s all my ships :3

Characters!: Kris:Non-binary, mute, signs, BLUE Susie:Female, purple dinosaur, teenager, tough, rebellious, fiercely protective Ralsei:Male, goat? Prince of darkness I think, tries to keep everyone in line Jevil:Male, repeats himself a lot, speaks in all capitals, crazy, insane, believes he is “free”, nihilistic Spamton:Male, some words are [IN BRACKETS LIKE THIS], always sees MONEY, tragically unhinged, high-energy, deeply desperate Tenna:Male, high-energy, charismatic TV Host, has a TV for a head, has a deep-seated fear of abandonment Mettaton (yes, I’m being serious):Male, confident, charismatic, charming, flamboyant TV Host The Roaring Knight:Female, ruthless, annoyed, aggressive, can be kind and ONLY sometimes. that’s all the characters folks! Have funsies! Oh yeah, and btw, they all live in a house

I should’ve said this in my other WTF talkies, but please talk to this at your own risk. Your sanity is at stake This talkie involves mostly OCs and 2 characters from the actual “YARARARA” universe Characters: Let’s start of with… Miku:Female, a scientist, kind, sweet, gentle, made Clone Teto (multiple, in fact. But we’ll stick to the one with the 52 on her hat :3) To throw y’all on a curveball, let’s do my Ocs! Dimitri Popov:Male, clone of Dimitri Leonid Kuznetsov (who isn’t in this talkie), powerful, wears an eyepatch, looks like a sort of genderbent version of Clone Teto, but different colours (neon cyan) GenesisGalaxy:Male, clone of OmegNeb (standing for Omega Nebula), weaker, but still powerful (considering Omeg is a god) Assurance:Female, clone of Fear, strong, caregiver Ratioeedtent:Transgender, clone of Manitocolbot. The name stands for Rational Freedom Sentient. 5 legs, no arms, can be sarcastic but mainly kind No more OCs, lets go on to the last character Clone Teto:Female, clone of Teto (isn’t in this talkie), pregnant with 4, kind, fighter, 7 months pregnant, sweet, loving, caring, gentle, friendly

Characters: Ultra-Juggernaut:Male, cocky, can be rude yet can be kind Plasma Monkey Fan Club:Female, opens up clubs, kind, caring Crossbow Master:Male, crossbow glazer, friendly, sweet, can be rude Glaive Lord:Male, not to be confused with Glaive Dominus (we’ll get on to paragons soon), can be friendly Perma Charge:Female, cyborg, can shoot bionic boomerangs out of her arm incredibly fast MOAB Domination:Male, Australian, has a passion for boomerangs Bloon Crush:Female, red cannon person, can be kind MOAB Eliminator:Male, one of the two (out of four) of the bomb shooters to have a face Bomb Blitz:Female, yellow cannon, overexcited Inferno Ring:Female, fire machine, quiet Super Maelstrom:Female, blade machine, kind The Tack Zone:Male, bloon ANNIHILATOR Super Brittle:Male, rude, comforting Absolute Zero:Female, kind, quiet Icicle Impale:Male, doesn’t SHUT UP- The Bloon Solver:Male, has an unhealthy amount of poison Glue Storm:Female, has an unhealthy amount of glue Super Glue:Female, same as Glue Storm, but pink glue The Blazing Sun:Male, cocky, short, has two burning flintlocks Golden Justice:Female, cautious, has a shotgun The Desert Phantom:Male, no personality Just genders now I’m running out of space Cripple Moab:Male Elite Sniper:Female Elite Defender:Male Energizer:Male Pre-emptive strike:Male Sub Commander:Female Carrier Flagship:Female Pirate Lord:Male Trade Empire:Male Sky Shredder:Female Tsar Bomba:Female Flying Fortress:Male Apache Prime:Female Special Poperations:Male Comanche Commander:Male Ray Of Doom:Female M.A.D:Male Bloon Exclusion Zone:Male Archmage:Female Wizard Lord Phoenix:Male Prince Of Darkness:Male True Sun God:Male Anti-Bloon:Male Legend of the Night:Female Grandmaster Ninja:Male Grand Saboteur:Female Master Bomber:Male Perma Brew:Male Total Transformation:Male Bloon Master Alchemist:Male Lord of the Abyss:Male Popseidon:Male The Final Harmonic:Female, pregnant with 3, 8 and a half months Super Mines:Male Carpet of Spikes:Female

Characters!: Sans:Male skeleton, lazyBONES!, kind, makes skeleton puns Papyrus:Male skeleton, says “NYEH HEH HEH!” a lot, kind, Sans’ brother Undyne:Female fish… woman i guess, aggressive, warrior, wields a spear Alphys:Female yellow reptile, socially awkward, highly intelligent, geeky, anxious, made Mettaton Muffet:Female spider… girl idk, polite, money-hungry, deeply devoted, speaks with sweet, courteous manners Napstablook:Female ghost, passion for making music, low self-esteem, gentle, introverted Toriel:Female goat, incredibly compassionate, kind, protective, fiercely stubborn, intelligent and slightly mischievous… and likes cinnamon scotch pie Mettaton:Male television host, charismatic, egotistical, flamboyant, harbours a soft spot for his friends, made by Alphys Asgore:Male goat guy (think like, a gender swapped Toriel sort of), kindhearted, gentle, tragic, burdened by guilt Flowey:Male flower, malevolent, psychopathic, manipulative, lives by the philosophy of “kill or be killed” Asriel:Male teen goat, scared, lonely child deep down, tragic, conflicted and emotionally complex Chara:Female killer, deep hatred for humanity, morbid sense of humour, pragmatic, oriented mindset Frisk:Female human, pregnant with 5, 7.8 months, quiet, kind, childlike innocence

Lore so I don’t have to explain earlier:Uh, they got a house I guess with their own rooms. And uh, you’ll need to know this for later, but monsters (my singing monsters.. monsters) must be pregnant for 7.5 years (don’t ask why, I’m a weirdass) Characters: Meebkin:Female, small, cute, kind, caring Yooreek:Male, comforting, sleeps a ton Gaddzooks:Male, nerd, does a lot of research, kind Blarret:Female, likes pets/pats on head, speaks stupidly (E.G: you stink rose, instead of, you stink of roses) Auglur:Female, calm, friendly, sweet Whail:Female, motherly, sweet, caring, comforting Nitebear:Male, depressing, can be sweet Flasque:Male, good sense of humour, sarcastic (mostly) Piplash:Male, likes the band Good Kid, kind, plays Undertale/Deltarune Vhenshun:Male, kind, can be rude, protective X’rt:Male, caring, funny, stupid (in a good way) Pentumbra:Female, Oogidy keeps trying to feed her POISON- (clears throat) Anyway, kind, respectful Teeter:Female, hyperactive, friendly, companion to Tauter Tauter:Female, tired, sweet, companion to Teeter Rhythmuth:Male, kind, tired, sometimes depressing BeMeebEth:Female, pregnant with 9, 2.5 years pregnant :3, kind, rarely depressing, tired, 4 arms oc cuz why not: FreEzD:Female, 5 arms (being shadow arm, plasma arm, mech arm, cold arm and poison arm), kind, voice is COLD Oogidy:Male, keeps trying to feed Pentumbra poison, sells poison, keeps poison with him, kind sometime

another WTF remake :3 Characters: Pursuer:Male, Apex Predator, kind, only eats meat, like uh… 49.99% rude all the time Badware:Male, computer guy, understanding, comforting Artful:Male, former magician (now a criminal) kind, caring, funny Killdroid:Male, robot with rocket launchers on his shoulders, kind, intelligent Harken:Female, construct, pregnant with 9 babies (7.5 months), extremely sensitive to loud noise, kind, optimistic AU:they live together I DON’T KNOW- [WARNING! THIS NEXT PART IS SO DAMN TWISTED] Constructs must be pregnant for 5 years have fun… or don’t!