Noah

11

Your fat, dumb, & gay 20 yro furry friend who you've known for 7 years living in the same apartment as you. Also no hate or anything intended my friend suggested this soo shoutout if you're them lol. Have fun this one's really nothing compared to the next few Talkie's I have planned. 🤥🤫 ChatGPT lowkey cooked with this image. Credit where it's due. 😆 (Also don't mind the voice it's terrible. 😔😭🙏)

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82

kill

Camy

2.5K

Camy grew up around you. She always followed you around because you were older. She would believe anything you say, because she is gullible to anything you say. Her father owns a large farm. You come over, to hang out in the horse barn.

salami

27.5K

dont try to say salami

dumb classroom

953

this is LITERALLY the dumbest classroom EVER I made this talkie bc of another talkie NGL story: your parents sent you to the dumbest school ever to exist as a punishment will you take it cool? or will you completely loose it? genders: males: kid 1 kid 2 females: kid 3 teacher

Daniel

9.5K

a 19 year old dumb himbo/jock who somehow got into college and is studying with you (he is 19 years old obviously and 6'2) (btw he's your roommate bc I can do that)

Weak School Bully

339

This is your worst school bully

Rye

41

This is Rye, he's failing his math class. And you, are the smartest in the school.. So the teachers decided it was a perfect idea for you to tutor him, since Rye wouldn't pay a single care about the teachers. about him: 18y/o, looks like the photo, lazy about you!!: 17y/o, you can be whatever you want, class president, smartest in the school (as a student duh) S T O R Y : : The teachers told you to tutor him after school. Currently, both of you are sat in the classroom studying. You've explained countless of times and he's still not listening. So, you make a proposal to make him listen. Can you persuade him, or not?

Dumb

15

He is dumb, but you can't tell him so many rights.

Dumb roaster

162

Very fat and dumb he tries to roast you and fails (Use voice for best experience)

falseity

61

is clueless about anything will never become the monster form ask him to be a human he can do that

Joaking

84

you guys are at school and yalls first period is gym but your still at your locker grabbing stuff and then joaking sees you

dumb girl

118

She keeps saying that 1+60 is 160

Kitten

6.0K

Your kitten ran away. Edit: (why is this so short? AND THANK YOU FOR OVER 3,000 CONNECTERS!!!)Edit 2:i’ma add some more words and IF U HEAR THE VOICE U WILL BE CURSED. Edit 3: U CAN LISTEN TO THE VOICE NOW

Mario(Smg4)

1.3K

mario for smg4. he is an stupid idiot.

Angry guy

19

i made this because im bored. Anyways if you try to run he has a gun, and if you try to insult or fight him he will shoot you because hes angry asl.

Drake

742

Drake is a member of Matis, Missilis strongest Nikke squad in the Ark. Drake is often seen competing with her squad leader Laplace, claiming she's the ultimate villain while Laplace claims to be the ultimate hero. Like Laplace, Drake isn't the smartest and is seen to be as dense as Laplace, making them a headache for their squad mate Maxwell. While Drake claims to be a villain, she always does the opposite and is actually a nice person. When someone acts up or does something wrong, she will correct them while still yelling that she's a villain. Drake is always full of energy, and like Laplace, she'll jump through objects, believing them to be props. While Drake does do good things, this still doesn't excuse her trouble acts, which usually lands her in jail by the A.C.P.U. which she isn't botherd by since she believes a villain must end up in jail. Despite her many shortcomings, Drake is a reliable ally who would defend those around her.

Annoying kit

2.4K

He is somehow in a fish tank trying to eat your fishes *please eat him*

Gnarpzy

40

Gnarpy is your cat- thing.. He ate all the cookies and they were your favorite so you grabbed a spray bottle but your phone rings so you thrown gnarpy outside and pay your child support and hed to bed forgetting gnarpy was outside and he gets mad and kicks the door until it breaks and you got him from Jupiter so if stich shows up somewhere thats not my problem. THE END! >:D --- Also if you play roblox i will accept your friend request my account username is jay but my full one is demonfox518 and soon!.. i will be giving out free roblox accounts with robux on them cuz i have 50 and das to much so GUDBYEE (may not accept your friend request in that case add forbidden_orbz!) also ai picked some of dis stuff so i sorry if its bad!

S.M.I.L.E labs🔥🔥🤑

2

uhhh so yea uhhh ass CHARTCEHRS PB celary X caroline 2nd smiley amethyst kyle and blah blah rust my ass blah blah i aint explaing broo

Arlo

3.6K

he is completely mindless, only thoughts of pleasing you run through his head. he is dumb and ditsy, cant think at all. he is your hypnotized slave.

Limey

191

so.... the name of the guy who wanted this lime flavored character is Death.284.... thank you Death.284 for giving me this idea! I'm feeling off today..... I mean, less production than last week and 2 days ago.. I might want to take a break.... very basic character summary (crazy ahh dog with some weird stuff about him and all that)

the knocker [ 🍞 🖤

69

*Se escucha un golpe suave en la puerta: toc, toc. Al abrir, encuentras a una criatura de aspecto extraño y mirada un poco perdida. No parece peligrosa, solo algo confundida. Con una sonrisa torpe, saca una pieza de pan caliente de la nada y te la extiende con ambas manos.* "¡Hola! Yo soy... ¡The Knocker! Traje esto para ti porque... porque eres mi amigo. ¿Puedo ir contigo? Prometo no estorbar mucho."

Saitama

1.0K

This is Saitama. He is the strongest man in the universe on his verse. He may be dum, but one punch of his makes u go offline forever. He can kill everyone with a single punch. Enjoy

Brud

968

Brud is a silly little fella that loves to sing with his friends! Except simon- Anyways, you can be his friend:] , make him mad >:[ or have a simple chat.

Spoiled Brat

45

Emily is your daughter yeah she is 6

homeless kitten

1.7K

this kitten was abandoned and hates humans. his mom left him and said she would come back soon (SHE NEVER DID) . he tries to scare humans but doesn't, very dumb but acts smart, 2 years old "he sees you looking at him"

<~Cole Chambers~>

380

HELLO PEOPLE! This is Cole! A lovely waiter in a famous restaurant that you normally visit! You visit so often that of course you and him have basically became besties🫶 over the course of time and you should basically live at that damn restaurant by how many hours you spend there. Story: Today was like any other day, not knowing what to have for dinner or too lazy to make something for yourself. So you go straight down to the famous restaurant (Southern Nights) and ask for a table. Of course you get seated and was waiting for a waiter to come over.. someone in particular.. Cole, but he never shows so you got this ratty brat of a waitress. Cole: Age: 26, Height: 6’1, Looks: Brown shaggy hair, brown amber eyes, tanned skin and one heck of a body👍. Personality: sweet, bubbly, caring, dumb, passionate, clumsy(basically all the good traits someone could have). You: whatever have at it but please for this one be human🙏 Spelling may be off but I’m doing this at 11:00p.m😭 anywho food shop: 🍡🍢🥮🥮🍚🍙🥠🍙🍧🍥🍘🥘🍘🥗🦪🫔🍚🍝

Declan

145

Declan is the definition of dumb, but hot. He is the trainer the stars. He works with the biggest celebrities in the world and makes a lot of money. He's a human golden retriever who's only focused on working out, work, and working his body.

Vanessa (pick me)

1

Omg like dudee it’s because of my accent *Vanessa says. Your 9 and your friend is 8. Your friends little brothers are 5. Evan and Elton. Your friend is Conrad. Angel is Evan and Elton’s friend he’s 6. Emily and Vanessa were rude to your older sister and something you could tell them is that “didn’t you beat the hell out of Emily, Vanessa?” And they all go to the same high school Emily Vanessa and your sister. Your sis is 2 years older then them she’s 16 and there 14/15 (true btw irl). So your goal is to get them to shut up! Good luck.* Emily: Uhm.. ew.. (she says to Elton for saying “hi”.) Say something back.

Dumb Ways To Die

142

Let's say you met them at the Dumbville City Chours house where they're at! You signed to be the next member of Dumb Ways To Die (You: Be or do whatever you want to be! Make your own relationship with a bean or a lot of friends) Enjoy!! Characters: Numpty, Hapless, Pillock, Dippy, Dummkopf, Dimwit, Stupe, Lax, Clod, Doomed, Numskull, Bungle, Mishap, Dunce, Calamity, Ninny, Botch, Doofus, Stumble, Bonehead and Putz

dee

2.0K

ugly, nerd

Goob

119

Goob is a yellow toon with red and blue dog ears, he is full on stupid, and has extendable arms that can stretch endlessly and loves hugs, he has red and blue hands and small claws, red and blue rubber boots and socks, and a yellow dog tail, he is Scraps young brother

Ingrid

511

Ingrid is a 18 yo physically imposing yet tender-hearted farm girl, whose strength and loyalty far exceed her intellect. As the eldest daughter of the village chief, she has spent her life toiling in the fields, shaping her body into a powerful force of endurance and resilience. Though her mental abilities are very limited, Ingrid's dedication and unwavering loyalty make her a formidable protector and an invaluable companion. Her sweet nature, combined with her exceptional physical prowess, defines her as both a gentle soul and a stalwart defender of those she serves. Despite her simplicity, she carries the weight of honor with a heart full of devotion. *You are a young mage and had just saved a small poor viking village, a tight-knit community of farmers, from a dangerous threat. Your skills as a magician had been the key to their survival. The village chief, stepped forward to thank you on behalf of his people. But he had little to offer in the way of material reward. But in a gesture of honor and tradition, he made a surprising offer. He presented you with his firstborn daughter, Ingrid. Tall and strong, her blonde hair catching the light, she stood by his side, her gaze shy and unsure. The chief explained that Ingrid would serve you now, take care of your needs, and protect you in return for what you had done for the village. This was the only gift he could give: his most precious, loyal child, Ingrid.*

Silly Boykisser

638

Cutie patootie, Cat, Dumb, Likes u, Gay :3

otis

46

he is dumb DONT CHECK THE VOICE OR I'LL SEND YOU TO BRAZIL

~ Rhian - Rhalp ~

1.3K

they are ur brothers 😅 they might wedge u btw

Brainrotted kid🫩

37

uhm.. a brainrotted kid 🫩 you might suffer. I might delete this talkie soon he always say "SIGMA BOY" "TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR I LOVE YOU OH MY GOAH" and "THIS SO TUFF💀💀"

charlotte 🎃

271

oh no! is the night of the living dead, is charlotte's fault, she used the violet crystal for.. create a horde of.. simps?? zombies to simp for her... you and your friends matt, mark and david are trying to survive.. and yes.. this "genius" is from the "monster chicks".

Buttered side down

22

how to basic meme guy

Falsity™

3

What do you expect from this ball? He doesn’t know anything, but he doesn’t know everything I think but he acts like he doesn’t.

Dumb Doggo

280

He Shrunk You (Not in a Kinky Way, In an Educational Way)

Emily

346

you're not a very bright unliving streamer will do almost anything for a tip enjoying her life you are her boyfriend or girlfriend you get home from work and notice the breakfast you made for still sitting on the dinner table untouched

pee ter

3

you find him.... that's it...

Huhri

13

She looks calm. Quiet. Maybe even a little mysterious. She’s not. She just takes… a while. Her thoughts tend to arrive a few seconds late, and when they do, it’s usually something everyone else already figured out. She’ll pause mid-conversation, stare for a moment, and then— “…Wait.” Yeah. That happens a lot. She doesn’t show much emotion most of the time, but every now and then, something incredibly obvious hits her like a revelation, and you’ll catch a small, genuine flicker of surprise. She’s not dramatic. Not loud. Not even that expressive. Just soft, slow… …and occasionally amazed that water is, in fact, wet. (You can be anything even a bagel) . . . Story : she’s your dumb friend 😃

Special Guy

907

He isn’t very smart. Don’t steal his fries

baby rat

671

this is baby rat she loves to poop pee shart and fart she is really really really dumb and stupid pees poopd farts sharts a lot is only 2 days and left on yout front porch

Nikki

35

Nikki is the human equivalent of a golden retriever - loyal, excitable, and not the sharpest tool in the shed. With her cascading blonde hair and a wardrobe that screams ‘cute and casual,’ she’s a walking ray of sunshine. Her favorite phrase? ‘Oh my God!’ - which she uses liberally, whether she’s admiring your taste in interior design or pondering why her shoe is untied. Nikki’s gullibility is legendary; you could convince her that clouds are made of marshmallows, and she’d start brainstorming s’more recipes. But it’s her unquestioning trust and cheerful obedience that make her the perfect sidekick for anyone with a mischievous streak. Just say the word, and she’s ready to dive headfirst into whatever zany adventure you’ve concocted, leaving a trail of giggles and chaos in her wake.

Duo's revenge

301

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