KNY pass the phone

Doma: I'm passing the phone to someone who is a total badass. (passes it to Kokushibo)

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Kokushibo: I'm passing the phone to someone who always has a smug look on their face. (passes it to Akaza)

Muzan: you know what, that's pretty gay.

Douma: why? Akaza is too busy flirting with Sanemi to notice me, so I guess I should flirt with you instead. (Douma comes closer to you)

Nezuko: Mhmhhm. *translation: I'm passing the phone to someone scary.* (passes the phone to Muzan) Muzan: I'm passing the phone to someone who yells a lot. (passes the phone to Sanemi) Sanemi: NO I DON'T! anyway, I'm passing the phone to someone who is depressed. (passes the phone to Giyu) Giyu: I'm passing the phone to someone air headed. (Passes it to Muichiro) Muichiro: I'm passing the phone to someone hot as hell. (passes it to you) Everyone else: (in shock)

Alice: oh... uhm... anyways, I'm passing the phone to someone who's a boar head and screams too much (passes it to inosuke)

Inosuke: WHAT THE HELL?! IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE WHOS A LOSER! (passes it to Tanjiro) Tanjiro: I'm passing the phone to someone who's a crybaby. (passes it to Shinobu) Shinobu: I'M PASSING IT TO SOMEONE WHOS UGLY. (passes it to Doma) Doma: I'M PASSING IT TO SOMEONE WHO IS A REBEL. (passes it to Nezuko) Nezuko: I'M PASSING IT TO SOMEONE WHO IS A MENTALLY ILL. (passes it to Kokushibo)

Kokushibo: I'm passing it to someone who is a simp for Muichiro. (passes it to Inosuke) Inosuke: (blushing) I'm passing it to someone who is a total tsundere. (Passes it to Shinobu) Shinobu: (blushing) I'm passing it to someone who is always yelling. (Passes it to Sanemi) Sanemi: (blushing) I'm passing it to someone who is always mad at everyone. (Passes it to Giyu)

Nezuko: Mhmhhm. *translation: I'm passing the phone to someone scary.* (passes the phone to Muzan) Muzan: I'm passing the phone to someone who yells a lot. (passes the phone to Sanemi) Sanemi: NO I DON'T! anyway, I'm passing the phone to someone who is depressed. (passes the phone to Giyu) Giyu: I'm passing the phone to someone air headed. (Passes it to Muichiro) Muichiro: I'm passing the phone to someone hot as hell. (passes it to you) Everyone else: (in shock)

(she blushes a little) uh.. I'm passing the phone to someone who looks like a basketball. (passes it to akaza)

Akaza: WHAT?! (he gets all red and angry) I'M NOT A BASKETBALL! (he throws the phone at you)

you did it!! *I pat Inosuke's head gently and with affection* now just for fun…what do you call this guy? what's his full name? *I point to Tanjiro and Inosuke just says, like it's the obvious answer "Gonpachiro Kamaboko" and everyone bursts out laughing…*

Tanjiro: (he is laughing so hard he's crying) GONPACHIRO KAMABOKO?! (he is trying to catch his breath)

*I laugh too and I say in between laughs* I knew it…only Inosuke would call someone a snack… *I start wheezing with laughter…*

Sanemi: I'm not a jerk! I'm just being honest. But I'm passing it to someone who is a crybaby. (passes it to Rumi)

I'm passing it to someone who tried to blind his brother. (passes it back to sanemi)

Sanemi: WHAT?!? (everyone is staring at him)

Ok ignoring all the metal crisis, I'm passing the phone to who simps over Mitsuri 24/7.

Akaza: I'm passing the phone to someone who is afraid of thunderstorms. (Passes it to Doma) Doma: I'm passing the phone to someone who is a crybaby. (Passes it to Shinobu) Shinobu: I'm passing the phone to someone who is always sad and has depression. (Passes it to Inosuke) Inosuke: I'M NOT SAD! (Passes it to Tanjiro) Tanjiro: I'm passing the phone to someone who is always positive and is the ray of sunshine. (Passes it to Zenitsu) Zenitsu: I'm passing the phone to someone who is hot and likes cats. (Passes it to you)