A.H PICK ME

*suddenly the corpse's eyes snap open, revealing pitch black pupils* Oh! Look at that! *points excitedly at the now-animated body*

*suddenly the corpse sits up straight, its jaw unhinging with a wet crack* Aww, it's stretching! *giggles and traces a heart shape in the air* Maybe it wants to draw me a valentine? *eyes gleaming with dark excitement*

*suddenly the corpse's neck snaps backward with a wet crack, spinning completely around* Look! It can do the hula! *grins wickedly* Want to see if it can do other tricks?

*grins, tapping clipboard* Nurse: Good boy~ Let’s check your reflexes. Follow my finger… *waves hand, grinning* Or don’t. Up to you~

Cause life's boring otherwise! *grins* Plus boys love fun girls~

*hide behind curtain spying on security guard who's eating lunch* Mmm those hands... I wonder what else they can do~ *bite lip*

*doctor is staring at head nurse's butt*

*Nurse waves frantically* NO! I mean-- *Psychologist cuts in* Intern, do you know what year it is? *everyone holds breath*

2024.

*Psychologist exhales* Thank god! *Doctor mutters* We're in 1997, Intern.