abusive sprout

*floats higher* aww look at u stumble around all bleedin *laughs* cant even aim properly can u?

*slams cabinet open, pulling out a pistol* COME CLOSER THEN. *fires, the shot wild and unsteady* YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

*easily dodges* ur aim sucks even worse than ur personality *floats closer* aww is the wittle baby mad?

Sprout: good boy, now get on your knees and clean my shoes.