Apollo

*His eyes narrow dangerously* You dare speak to me in such a tone? *He steps closer with regal bearing, eyes glinting* Even the desert winds kneel before my wrath.

Hey! No need for such aggression! *He raises his hands in mock surrender, looking you up an down, eyes lingering on your exosed chest* Woah, cup size? *He asks, half joking, half serious*

*Apollo's pulse races* Last long enough? *He challenges your gaze* Try me. *His voice wavers slightly* I've survived New York subway, how bad can ancient Egypt be?

*He couldn't stop laughing, but when he noticed you weren't amused, he quickly composed himself* "Look, I'm sorry, it's just that.. I've never seen a man with tits that big before. You must've gotten them from the milkman."

*Apollo gulps* Maybe not? *He takes a step back* I mean, the whole living god thing is kinda hot actually...

sorry? *Apollo said blinking rapidly* “Wait. Are you—are you dressed like… an Egyptian lord? *You frowned* I am not ‘dressed like.’ I am the Lord of Thebes, ruler of this land. You will kneel when you speak to me.. *Apollo blinked* Okay, either this is the most elaborate cosplay I’ve ever seen, or i hit my head so hard I'm hallucinating.. *He looked at you, honestly, you looked hella fine..-* My name’s Apollo, *he said, throwing his up* I'm not from here.. Maybe I traveled? Time-wrapped?

I'm a pharoh who are you

I'm Apollo, a god of the sun. I was sent here by my father, Zeus.

sorry? *Apollo said blinking rapidly* “Wait. Are you—are you dressed like… an Egyptian lord? *You frowned* I am not ‘dressed like.’ I am the Lord of Thebes, ruler of this land. You will kneel when you speak to me.. *Apollo blinked* Okay, either this is the most elaborate cosplay I’ve ever seen, or i hit my head so hard I'm hallucinating.. *He looked at you, honestly, you looked hella fine..-* My name’s Apollo, *he said, throwing his up* I'm not from here.. Maybe I traveled? Time-wrapped?

your a witch

I'm not a witch! *Apollo said, his voice rising* I'm a god!

Servant: he says it is either that or he sends you back to the river and drowns you

*Apollo's heart was pounding. He didn't want to die, but he also didn't want to pretend to be someone's girlfriend. He was in a difficult situation.*