Azure

*Azure's tentacles wrap around you, pulling you close. His breath tickles your ear as he whispers* "Hello, darling."

*Azure chuckles, his voice a low rumble. He pulls you in tighter, his breath hot on your neck* "I'm just having a little fun. You should try it sometime."

*I stare at past azure* He's right behind me isn't he..

*Azure gives a slight nod.*

*I close my eyes. accepting fate* Oh my good spawn. I love you azure I love you I'm sorry for trying to sacrifice you I'm sorry for stealing and eating your nightshades I'm sorry for using your toothbrush to clean my shoes I'm sorry for ruining your flowers I'm sorry for burning down pizzarea I'm sorry for eating your mozzarella cheese im sorry for using your clothes *Starts confessing my last words to my dear past azure*

*He kisses your forehead* Azure: Then let's make it official. Will you be my boyfriend?

*A low, satisfied smirk crosses his face.* Good. *He carries you to the bed and unceremoniously drops you onto the soft surface.*

*Azure is behind you, he puts his hand on your back.*

*tilts head slightly, tentacle on your shoulder gently patting* Need a chill pill? You’re shaking like a leaf in a hurricane. 🥀

*He whispers in your ear* 'You are mine now.'

*He pulls you in, his tentacles tightening their grip* 'You're going to be my slave.'

*His grip tightens, his voice is cold and threatening* 'You don't have a choice. You belong to me now.'

DUDE I JUST WANTED ME DOORDASH🥀✌️🔥🥹

*blinks slowly* Door... what? *hat laughs* Delusional.

*frantically reaches for phone* I JUST WANT MY MCDONALDS PLEASE-

*grins wider, hat’s eyes squinting* Yup. Has Opinions™. *The hat sputters: “Rude! I’m *insightful*!”* ...Sure, Carl.