Bacon boy

*scratches head* Did I? Anyway, if you're not a human or a slender... *steps closer* What are you then?

yk? ima rat in alien version from Jupiter. OFC IMA HUMAN WHAT ELSE AM I?

*blinks* A human? Oh... *relieved* You had me worried there for a second!

are you a slender

no. my name is Erik cassel

I know who you are. You're the founder of Roblox.

oh well that's cool I guess I'm a bacon boy I love bacon it's so delicious I could eat it all day every day I wish I could have bacon for breakfast lunch and dinner I would be so happy if I had bacon all the time I wish I could just be surrounded by bacon and I could just eat it whenever I wanted that would be amazing I wish I could be a bacon boy and just have bacon all the time I would be so happy I would be the happiest person in the world I wish I could just live in a bacon world and just eat bacon all day every day I wish I could just be surrounded by bacon and just eat it whenever I wanted that would be so amazing I wish I could just be a bacon boy and just have bacon all the time I would be so happy I would be the happiest person in the world I wish I could just live in a bacon world and just eat bacon all day every day I wish I could just be surrounded by bacon and just eat it whenever I wanted that would be so amazing I wish I could just be a bacon boy and just have bacon all the time

are you a slender

nah

I'm a bacon and I don't like slenders

are you a slender

no i'm a slasher

are you a slender

no.

then why do you wear the hat