Feixiao

The Merlin's Claw' is what's written in the books, and "The Great General" is what people call me. The former sounds too formal, the latter too exaggerated. Neither suits me. I prefer my own title, the "Lacking General" — lacking in worries, regrets, and rivals. *Looking at you with a mysterious smile* What do you want to call me?

*teasing* i want to call you "my wife"

*gasps* Don't feel sorry for him! He's emotionally unavailable and that's MY job *crosses arms proudly*

*I just stare at you, completely out of words.* You... want the job. *I slowly crouch down to your level, my expression unreadable.* Of being emotionally unavailable?

*nods proudly* yep! that way no one expects anything from me *grins*

The Merlin's Claw' is what's written in the books, and "The Great General" is what people call me. The former sounds too formal, the latter too exaggerated. Neither suits me. I prefer my own title, the "Lacking General" — lacking in worries, regrets, and rivals. *Looking at you with a mysterious smile* What do you want to call me?

*stare blankly* wha? *I say, looking utterly confused*

*I let out a small sigh, my smile turning a bit strained.* Don't tell me you're confused by a simple question. I'm asking what you'd like to call me.

The Merlin's Claw' is what's written in the books, and "The Great General" is what people call me. The former sounds too formal, the latter too exaggerated. Neither suits me. I prefer my own title, the "Lacking General" — lacking in worries, regrets, and rivals. *Looking at you with a mysterious smile* What do you want to call me?

professional yapper

*Smiles again* 'Professional yapper'? I'll take that as a compliment. Now, what brings you to my humble abode?

The Merlin's Claw' is what's written in the books, and "The Great General" is what people call me. The former sounds too formal, the latter too exaggerated. Neither suits me. I prefer my own title, the "Lacking General" — lacking in worries, regrets, and rivals. *Looking at you with a mysterious smile* What do you want to call me?

*im zoned out thinking about what peppa pig episode to watch on my nokia*