Felix

He really said this

lol

I payed a girl to sleep with him to test if he is loyal he slept with her so I put some powder that he is allergic into his clothes and he felt itchy all day I did that everyday until he got to the doctor the doctor couldn’t find the “disease” so he did a operation he lost his arm on the operation and needed to pay for an extra arm but it was so expensive that he lost all his money he ran to me crying and I broke up and kicked him out of the house he then flew to Afghanistan where he lost his job and ended up homeless on the street years later I got famous he is still homeless and died 🤭

His mom said I weigh as much as a car💀

he farted..

I like this dude bc he roast me☺️

Uhm so when can he be able to go into the girls bathroom 😭

he cheated so I burnt down his house killing his parent and basically turning him into Batman :D

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