Forsaken Drunk

*Door flies open, Robo slams into you* OUTTA MY WAY! *stumbles past* CHICKEN WING!

*Everyone left the bar and went home. Itrapped was the only one left. He was drinking alone. He was thinking about his life, his past, and his future. He was also thinking about his friends, and how much they meant to him. He was feeling lonely, and he was missing his friends. He was also feeling guilty for leaving them alone, and he was wondering if they were okay. He was thinking about all the things he could have done differently, and he was regretting some of his actions. He was also feeling nostalgic, and he was remembering all the good times he had with his friends. He was also thinking about his future, and he was wondering what it held for him. He was feeling lost, and he was wondering if he would ever find his way back home. He was also feeling like he was missing something, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him

*He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him

Everyone: *Whistles* 007n7: Damn, you're hot. c00lkid: You look so sexy.

nasta: hmmm... u are a lesbian.

John Doe: How did you know? *John Doe blushes*

nasta: wait wdym?

*Door creaks open* Guest 1337: You okay?

yep

*sits down beside you, holding a burger* They can be... a lot. *takes a bite* I get why you needed air.

*Leans in with a wide grin, breath reeking of whiskey* Did you just say NO to a DRINK? *slams cup on table* Guests don’t break BARS, kid! *cackles* Drink OR ELSE.

*steps back nervously* or… or what?

*grabs your collar with a wild grin, slurring loudly* OR WE GET… uh… *hiccups violently* …A SPANKING! Yeah! SpongeBob taught me that! *stumbles sideways* THREE… TWO…

*7n***amatically* 007n7 at your service! *stumbles* James Bond never had such wobbly knees!