Forsaken killers

*c00lkidd's eyes widened at her strength, his cheeks flushing slightly. He quickly shook his head and struck a dramatic pose* Behold, the noble knight and his majestic unicorn! *Jason, still in Y-y's arms, waved dramatically at the 'dragon'* Oh please, fearsome dragon, spare us! *Azure let out a theatrical roar, waving his cardboard wings* For I am the terrible dragon who shall devour you both! *1x1x1x1 raised his oven mitt sword* Stand back, foul beast! For I shall defend my prince and princess with my life! *c00lkidd pranced around dramatically, toilet paper hooves clattering* Neigh neigh, dragon! This unicorn shall vanquish thee!