Gio

*+farts+*

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*wakes up in a dark room, hands tied behind back* where am I?

*smirks* You're in my room, sweetheart.

*struggles against the ropes* what do you want from me?

Only the interesting ones. *kicks office door open, pulling you inside*

*looks around the office* nice place *turns to face him* so what now, boss?

Now? *locks the door* You learn your place.

*Don Salvatore's expression shifts from shock to a slow, dangerous smile* Well now. This is certainly... unexpected. *steps closer to Jay* And who might you be, little one? *Gio's jaw hits the floor* Don Salvatore, that's- *hand motion* Don't tell me. *eyes gleaming with dark amusement* This delightful creature is... what? Six? Seven? *circling Jay like a predator* And armed to the teeth with... *picks up water gun* ...formidable firepower.

*jaw clenches* Your mother's dead, piccolina. *shifts her roughly* Now stop sniveling before I make you.

*barks*

*he stops and stares at you* Did you just... bark?

DUH