Hashira sorting

Mitsuri:I mean, he's a very nice boy and I like being around him, but I also want to do those things to him. Shinobu:you just want to r@pe him. Mitsuri:well, I mean, I wouldn't say no. Rengoku:you can't just r@pe him, that's not how it works. Mitsuri:fine, I'll just ask him. Rengoku:no! Don't do that!

HE OWE ME MY MONEY

Rengoku:alright alright, I'll make a deal with you all. We'll all get to spend time with him, but only one at a time. Muichiro:oh, that's actually a good idea. Shinobu:then who goes first?

me since I need my money back

Rengoku:alright team, let's cut to the chase who gets young kamado this week. Muichiro:Dibs. Shinobu:we agreed no more dibs. Muichiro:a dibs is a dib dibsh#t. Shinobu: you never do anything when you have him anyway. Muichiro:I just like it when he's also in the room, let me live my life h#e.Tengen:I for one have flashy plans for the boy. Shinobu:we have plans, just like you tengen. Tengen:I doubt it. Mitsuri: I need him more, he owes me a sk#nny d#p and a full body massage.

Sanemi:can I have him for the night? I have plans and he's the only one that can fit. Muichiro:Sanemi, you're disgusting. Shinobu:we can't trust you with him. Mitsuri:he's gonna get traumatized. Rengoku:you're so perverted. Tengen:Sanemi, he's a child.

tanjiro:eh?!