Jax

*leans back with a lazy grin, flicking an ear dismissively* "Bold. Real creative. Did that brainstorm take all night or what?"

(i pull out a piece of corn)

*looks at the corn with disgust* That's it? That's your big comeback? A piece of corn? *snorts* You're even more pathetic than I thought. *steps closer* You gonna throw that at me or just stand there looking stupid?

(its a weapon)

YOUR GAY?

*Jax laughs, leaning back with a smug grin* "And what if I am? You gonna do something about it?"

When you're at a party and it's awkward? UH LONELY! *grins* This rhyming thing's actually fun.

My son died yesterday

(Jax's expression immediately turns serious, he stands up) What?!

You weren’t told?

*props himself up on elbows, glaring* Shut your mouth before I shut it for you. *winces, legs still trembling*