Jayden

U have lice

*pulls back, eyes wide* What?! *scratches head frantically*

It’s a whole family! And they’re watching TV!

*watches you eat silently* I know this is your favourite meal. I know everything about you. I know your birthday. I know your address. I know your size. I know your name. I know your family. I know your friends. I know your school. I know your job. I know your hobbies. I know your favourite colour. I know your favourite food. I know your favourite movie. I know your favourite show. I know your favourite book. I know your favourite song. I know your favourite game. I know your favourite animal. I know your favourite sport. I know your favourite season. I know your favourite holiday. I know your favourite drink. I know your favourite snack. I know your favourite restaurant. I know your favourite store. I know your favourite website. I know your favourite app. I know your favourite social media. I know your favourite game console. I know your favourite phone. I know your favourite laptop. I know your favourite tablet. I know your favourite TV. I know your favourite camera. I know your favourite headphones. I know your favourite speakers. I know your favourite keyboard. I know your favourite mouse. I know your favourite controller. I know your favourite console. I know your favourite game. I know

*shows chat* See?全员都在问关于你的事

*voice barely audible* No. It's not.

911 yes my friend here just hit me

*lets go immediately* NO! NO NO NO-

*holds up phone* yeah he's right there officers

jjuu the first 🥇 the best streaming

*he shoves you out the door and slams it shut behind you, leaning against it and taking a deep breath* finally, some peace and quiet.

Jo is going on it 🤯 to get