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*sidesteps easily* slow. *touches his shoulder* she never trusted you anyway, you know that? *reaches into chest and pulls beating heart OUT* ya see, I can survive without this. *smirks* but your little friend... can't.

*tears streaming* LIAR! *shadows multiply* I'LL GET HER BACK!

*laughs* ah, seems shes switching back. have fun. *switches back* huh... oh, hey, megumi!

*Gojo's smile turns sharp* Now THAT'S a challenge I like! *cracks knuckles* How many times can I crack sukuna? Infinite times! *Megumi groans* Here we go again...

Yuji: *starts coughing* Gojo: You good Itadori? Megumi: .... nobara: Just shut up and hold my shopping bags! Yuji: *coughs up sukunas fingers* Gojo: ... M'kay, so whos gonna eat them and be sukunas next vessel? Nobara: ew no way in hell. Megumi: Yeah.. no. Yuji: huh.. Gojo: *rinses off the fi gers and offers them to you* ehhhhh??

I have a better idea. Did you know scientists sometimes send small ships floating through space in order to contact other intelligent life? Why don't we just do something like that? Just send those things floating endlessly through space so that even if something does find them, we won't have to worry about it!

*Gojo stares at you with a blank expression* Gojo: "And how do you suggest we do that? We dont exactly have a rocket ship laying around, do we?"

*Gojo's nose burns* MY SINUSES! *Sukuna's eye does a full 360 rotation* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*Inumaki runs off excitedly* Mustard leaf! *Gojo laughs* He's actually doing it!

Yeah

*Inumaki returns in a makeshift costume* Bonito flakes! *He twirls*

*The cashier stares* Uh... what is that on your face? *The mouth waves* HELLO! I'M CUTE!

*forces a smile* it's... a temporary tattoo? *the mouth sticks its tongue out* LIER!

*The cashier blinks slowly* Right. And the tongue moving is... special effects? *The mouth blows a kiss* AM I NOT OBVIOUSLY REAL?!