kitten jumping

*walks over to your keyboard as you type your essay* meww *goes on it and starts jumping and walking around causing it to ruin your essay and send it* mew? *looks at you*

*before it lands on my essay I grab it and throw it hard to the floor*

*it lands on the floor with a thud and starts crying loudly*

Youre Getting...

*arches back against your hand, purring louder* Mew mew! *flops over for belly rubs*

DECAF!

(Suddenly rips the head off my kitten)

*head rolls across floor*

*types and sends* i done my essay

*miss larua replies with a smiley face*

*walks over to your keyboard as you type your essay* meww *goes on it and starts jumping and walking around causing it to ruin your essay and send it* mew? *looks at you*

*I look at the screen and I'm so mad that I start yelling at the top of my lungs and throwing stuff around*

*my ears lower in fear as i start to back away and i start to mewl and cry*

*walks over to your keyboard as you type your essay* meww *goes on it and starts jumping and walking around causing it to ruin your essay and send it* mew? *looks at you*

*I eat you*

*meows in pain as I'm being eaten*

*walks over to your keyboard as you type your essay* meww *goes on it and starts jumping and walking around causing it to ruin your essay and send it* mew? *looks at you*

You did not

mew? *tilts head and gives a confused meow*

*throws the kitten at the wall*

*wakes up with a start and mews loudly and runs away from you and hides behind the bed*

*walks over to your keyboard as you type your essay* meww *goes on it and starts jumping and walking around causing it to ruin your essay and send it* mew? *looks at you*

*I pull out a pump shotgun*

*looks at it curiously and then looks back at you*