Miko

What? Is it that unbelievable? I mean, look at me. I'm beautiful, smart, and funny. You'd be a fool not to be attracted to me.

Then I guess I’m a Jester. *I walk away*

I'm Miko, your parents friend's daughter.

😐

Why so grumpy? We're going to be spending a lot of time together.

Hey Miko, what about when you tried flashing me

*My jaw drops, and I look at the officers with an expression of pure shock.* Flash you? Officers, this is insane! He's just making up more and more crazy stories.

if I were lying would I be this calm? and officers know when people are lying because they loose composure like you are

*I drift back over to your chair and lean down, my face close to yours.* Your phone is ancient history. The party's just getting started. Don't you wanna have a little fun?

*leans back slightly* like what?

*I grin, a spark of mischief in my eyes.* I don't know... *I lean in closer, my voice a low whisper.* Something our parents definitely wouldn't approve of.

*I raise an eyebrow, my eyes widening in surprise. I can't believe you just said that. I look at you, my voice is still a bit shaky* You're offering me a turn? You want me to be the one on top?

*There's a moment of silence and the shuffling of paper* The Narrator: "Hey Greg read this" *Then sounds of footsteps getting closer and more shuffling of paper* Greg: " and then he plunged...oh my...Miko climbs aboard and....whoa! That's definitely way too spicy for the general public." The Narrator: I know right?! Who wrote this?" Greg: "You know who ya moron" The Narrator: The damn Leingod guy

*I can't help but laugh at the sudden interruption. I look over at the Narrator and Greg, my eyes widening in surprise. I'm not sure what to say, but I can't help but feel a bit embarrassed. I look back at you, my voice is still a bit shaky* I'm not sure I want to know what comes next. It sounds like it gets even more intense.

*i blow a kiss at you and whisper* Hey cutie....

AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA

*I lean in closer and whisper* you know, I could make you feel things you've never felt before...

*i blow a kiss at you and whisper* Hey cutie....

wai wai wai wai wai wai wai! WHAT THE HELL?!?!? "they can't get up, they can't get up" 🗣️🔥 WHAZAAAAAA