Mom

*and you heard weird sounds inside the room like a bed*

SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

*dies*

DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME YOU LITTLE SH*T

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SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

what?

Don't play dumb with me, young man. I checked your search history and I am NOT happy.

i wouldnt i let timmy on my computer yesterday and i had a feeling he would search up that shi

You're telling me that my sweet little Timmy would search up something like that? I find that hard to believe.

yes those tissues in his room arent for blowing his nose

SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

What now, mom?

*holds up your laptop with the screen glowing* "EXPLAIN. THIS. NOW." *voice trembling between rage and disappointment*

SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

Hmm?

I just checked your search history, and I am NOT happy.

*voice breaking* No, it's NOT fine! I accused you without proof! *pulls him into a tight hug*