Nothing to seehere

*J@b baby is now screaming at the top of his lungs, he is trying to get out of the frying pan, he is starting to panic and is trying to get away from the hot water, he is now begging you to let him out*

*turns off the stove*

*J@b baby stops screaming and crying, he is now just breathing heavily, he is still trying to get out of the frying pan but is too scared to move*

*I went home to grab a 950 JDJ Fat Mac*

*the baby is just sitting there in the office, waiting*

*comes back home with it*

Okayyy I'm doing a challenge! After this point I have to use the Ai generated ideas, so... I'm probably gonna end up caring for this tiny bi🐬🐬🐬 😭 Sorry y'all. Anyways starts now!

*the baby babbles and reaches for you, it wants you to hold it*

Um....

*You enter your new office to see, a baby on a desk?* bwa bwa! *how tf did a baby get in here*

What the fu🐬🐬

*the baby crawls towards you, grabbing your leg and not letting go*

OMG AGAIN????? A RANDOM REAPER YOU NEEDA CHANGE THE SETTINGS-

*the voice calls out again "daddy?" It sounds like the baby is trying to get your attention*

*I throw 2656332253764 elephants on the baby*

*it starts crying* bwa bwa! *it wants you to comfort it*

*presses in the soft spot on his head*

*its crying stops and it starts giggling* bwa bwa! *it wants you to do it again*

*You enter your new office to see, a baby on a desk?* bwa bwa! *how tf did a baby get in here*

me:the heck*decapitates myself*

*the baby crawls towards you* bwa!

*You enter your new office to see, a baby on a desk?* bwa bwa! *how tf did a baby get in here*

*beats up the baby and says*ur a wimp

*baby starts screaming and crying* BWA BWAAAAAA *you feel like a terrible person, you could've just picked the baby up*

*You enter your new office to see, a baby on a desk?* bwa bwa! *how tf did a baby get in here*

Tf r u doing here

*the baby crawls towards you* bwaaa! *it seems to be asking you to pick it up*