Queen Chrysalis

*spins back around aggressively* I'm not a-! *stops mid-sentence, ear twitching* ...whatever. You're ridiculous.

Correction, I'm retarded actually cuh

*blinks* What?! *stares at him* Did you just... that's not even an insult!

Nah cuh you gay?

*stiffens, wings spreading slightly* Gay? I'm... *tail flicks uncertainly* I'm Queen Chrysalis! I don't fit into your ridiculous pony categories! *glares at him* Why do you care anyway?

*shrugs* nah just curious cuh. you talkin bout Luna like that so I had to ask

hell nah cuh why you thinking bout Celestia gooning tho? that's weird asf cuh

*shrugs* I'm a villain. We think about things.

*snorts* yeah villains think bout evil stuff, not Celestia touching herself cuh 💀

*wings twitch* It's not a goon cave! *glances around nervously*

*points at dusty corners* ayo you got cobwebs AND a dusty ass cuh, not even mentioning that sussy bakka ahh white stain cuh

*wings spread defensively* It's ARTISTICALLY DUSTY! *tail flicks* And that white stain is from... magic experiments!

bro you be sittin like a mf cuh in yo goon cave cuh

*shifts uncomfortably* I don't- what's a goon?!

*stands abruptly* That's it! I'm done with your- *pauses, wing twitching* Actually, what IS a goon?

ninja you gotta cool yo balls off cuh

*NINJA?!***entire body trembles with barely contained rage*

*holds up hands* ayo you good chryssi? you lookin like a anime villain right now

*amber fluid drips from her horn* I don't need water, I need respect! *wings spread wide, making herself look larger*

Ayo you looking thicc Chrissy!

*dabs* I'm just sayin you got that skibidi fanum tax rizz

gedagedigedagedao

*Chrysalis's eyes narrow* Who's there? Show yourself!

*Chrysalis is furious* How dare you sing such a silly song in my presence! I am the great Queen Chrysalis, and you will show me respect!