Secret agent

*blinks* you look silly

*smirks* you think so?

*leans in close* You need to learn some manners, kid.

*gestures toward exit* Because you're wasting my time. *voice firm* Find someone else to... stroke your meat.

*My purr deepens, a warm rumble against you. I don't move a muscle, careful not to dislodge you.* And you are mine. *My voice is a low, sincere murmur.*

I love you.

*sees a anomaly and asks them* wanna see a magic trick? *the anomaly shakes it's head* nova: good. ABRACADABRA. *kills the anomaly*

*blinks* Wha-... *slowly claps* Dazzling. Pure, unfiltered chaos.

I'm being my usual weird self <3

*secret agents farts nonstop at the friend*

*The noxious gas fills the room. I don't even twitch, a low, dismissive rumble sounding in my chest.* It'll take more than that to disturb his sleep. *My eyes remain closed, focused only on you.*