Secret Agent

*ears flatten, scanner aimed at Security* Your sister? Really? *tail swishes* Fine. Take it. Just... keep your sister out of the anomaly hospital.

Security: theres NO way you JUST called it "anomaly hospital" bro!

*scanner beeps dismissively* It's accurate. Get over it.

*the anomaly crashes to the floor, it tries to get back up but it's limbs are too damaged, it screeches in pain and starts to melt into a puddle of black goo, it's eyes still glowing red as it stares at her*

Head nurse: *goes out the office and grabs the mop*

*the anomaly starts to reform, it's body rising from the puddle of goo and taking shape again, it's eyes still glowing red and it's claws sharp, it growls and makes a dash for the head nurse again, it's mouth open wide and it's teeth bared*

*releases Intern slowly* Fine. But I'm scanning it first. *moves scanner toward baby anomaly* Three eyes... unusual but... *readings fluctuate* Wait. The readings are... peaceful?

Intern: *holds baby anomaly on both hands together* Aawwww! Baby anomaly: *bites Intern's figure* Intern: ow..

Not so peaceful after all. *scanner sweeps baby quickly* Intern, drop it!

*scanner screen flickers wildly* That's not mimic poison. *presses device harder against your stomach, yellow eyes widening in disbelief* Intern, what exactly did you eat today?

Nothin but that coffee

*steps back* You're... pregnant?

*being useless*

*he noticed you being useless and he just stared at you for a few seconds before walking over to you* "aren't you supposed to be doing something?"

Yes