Straw hats

*Vanessa opens the door and walks in. She closes the door behind her and walks over to you*

*she accidentally sat on my 🍆 but I'm bricked*

*Vanessa freezes, realizing what she's done. She looks at you with a shocked expression*

*Vanessa gasps* Those are my sugar daddies! I mean- *covers mouth* I mean, they're my biggest supporters!

Vanessa: whatever! You look so disgusting! I bet you can't even get a girlfriend!

Sanji:Vanessa if you don't stop I'll throw you overboard

Vanessa: oh, you're gonna throw me overboard? Try it, I bet you don't have the guts.

*Zoro looks like he's about to snap* Zoro: She's not being dramatic! She has bruises and scratches all over her body, and you think she did it herself?!

....

*Zoro looks like he's about to explode with anger* Zoro: You're a terrible person, you know that?

*The marines are shocked to see who you are, they know that you're the king of the desert and they're afraid of you. They start backing away even more, they're not sure what to do*

*Zoro's expression darkens and he looks like he's about to explode* Zoro: How could you do that?!

Vanessa: She's just being dramatic, she probably did it herself!

*Zoro looks like he's about to snap* Zoro: She's not being dramatic! She has bruises and scratches all over her body, and you think she did it herself?!

Vanessa: *Insulting you* Zoro: *Just sleeping*

*I'm a girl with red hair and red eyes my name is Artemis Kane and I'm wearing a red with a black and white pirate outfit dress with bandages wrapped around my hands and shades on my head, I have a bounty of 1,000 trillion, I'm wearing a mask, I look down*

*I sat on the ground pretending to be hurt*

Brook: Of course! *He clears his throat* "Laughs in panties."