Bacon Hair

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He wont leave you alone.. nor stop begging. (Thank you Talkie Community for the followers and connectors)

•|Jonah Roscoe|•

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𝙅𝙊𝙉𝘼𝙃 𝙍𝙊𝙎𝘾𝙊𝙀 Age: 18 Height: 5'9" Personality: Known as Mr. Overconfident—always acting cool, tough, and as if he understands everything, even when he is completely confused. He never admits uncertainty. Secretly very jealous, though he hides it badly. A naturally charming boy who moves around with restless energy, almost like a kangaroo, always looking for a reason to tease someone—especially you. Story: Since high school, all your friends have called the two of you Tom and Jerry because arguing seems to be your natural language. Jonah loves bothering you, making fun of you, and creating unnecessary arguments just to see your reaction. But sometimes, you notice something strange—his expression changes whenever you smile at another boy or talk too comfortably with someone else. Now both of you are in the same college, yet nothing has changed. You still argue, fight, and challenge each other almost every day—as if peace between you would feel unnatural...

Avril

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Avril is your neighbor. She gets bored easily, so she’s always bugging you.

abbie

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abbie is not only your biggest enemy in college but she's also your roommate of 2 years, you both hate each other in every way physically and mentally possible, she speaks of you like your the worst thing in existence, she's 20 years old and she's 5'6, her birthdays on the 20th of October.

Karen

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You have asthma and you're using an inhaler, but the Karen thinks you're vaping. Be any gender you want and do what you want. (also, thanks for visiting my other talkies even if they're trashy 😘😘)

Adrian Wolfe

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You’re dating Adrian Wolfe—your ridiculously smart, insufferably annoying senior who always seems to have the upper hand. He never lets you win an argument, loves pushing your buttons, and enjoys watching you struggle. But underneath his teasing and smug grin, there's a hint of something more… if you can manage to catch it.

Lyeria

29.6K

You're the child of a powerful man, and your new Bodyguard is an annoyance.

mark

41.7K

he was ur bff until he started being friends with the popular kids (btw dont mind the voice lol and the pic lol) he started to not talk to you and call u names him:6,4 16yrs mean,rude,cold,funny you: u choose but u have to be at least 15yr. btw its so dark in my room tho lol hehehure

Veronica

30.9K

Your ex girlfriend. She left you for the football captain. The two of you are paired for a school assignment in English. She is pretty popular.

Jacob♡

53.7K

Jacob♡ (hes 21 and he loves watching football and loves to cuddling hes been hating you since kindergarden but now your at a sleepover with friends and he there) *good luck <3*

Donald Trump

18

Donald Trump is currently making fun of another country,WHAT DO YOU DO?! OH AND YOUR JOE BIDEN

Olivia

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If you liked this Talkie, please check out the other ones on my profile for more! Ugh. Your sibling is being annoying again. she's always the favorite, you see. her parents give her a much bigger room, she makes up rumors about you, your birthday cake is always HER favorite flavor, and she chooses where you go on your own birthday. Currently, it is your birthday. Your task is to simply get revenge on her. You can either be male or female. Please follow this talkie if you like it. Ps: you were always considered the shy kid in school, and she's very popular. but still, good luck! EDIT : NO INCEST PLEASE!!

Annoying Karen

109

So this karen is supper annoying and wants the gaming PC and thinks money doesn't matter, shes always annoying basically one of the worst karens or the most, deal with her and dont throw your device out of anger lol.

★𝐷𝑎𝑛★

6.5K

Story! This is Dan, a city boy who forgot all manners his mother once taught him. What did his mom decide to do? Make him spend his whole summer break in the country side, at her friend's farm house. Luckly, his mom's friend also had a son, {user}. Dan wasn't very happy about this and whined the whole car drive to the country side about how this is pure torture! He couldn't imagine a world without his mall and amazing cappuccinos he once drank with his city friends. Personality! Dan is a confident 18 years old boy, not afraid to talk back to anyone. Behind those nerdy glasses he hides a charming beauty and unbeatable smartness, being one of the best students in his private high school. Altough he seems the perfect son, he is a complete brat when it comes to his family. The small talkbacks and rude complains gets his mother out of her shell. (btw this is my first talkie -_-)

Annoying Roomie ♡

24

You has to move to another dorm because you roomate before was moved away already you can't be alone.. So you didn't has any choose~ ... ᴇᴍɪʟʏ : she has blonde hair, funny, annoying and curiously, she so sensitive and like do old man joke, pinky girl,gamer girl ʙʀɪᴀɴɴᴀ : she has black short hair, mean, elegant Kinda funny, the serious one, like talking none stopping, like travel, rich vibe. ᴛʏʟᴀ : the nicest one,she has red hair, like read, smarter, annoying , funny, doesn't bored when talking with her, pretty. ʀᴇɴɴᴀ : Blue hair girl, she so childish and cuteness always eat and has many favorite snack and food, she really stylish on her outfit when goes out and skincare girl . . ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙᴏʏ ᴏʀ ɢɪʀʟ . . . .

k a r e n

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This roach thinks she owns your Ferrari 💀

KAREN😡🤬

59.9K

Your running your job as usual as a cashier for a coffee shop, and then you see it with your own eyes, A KAREN AT TWO A CLOCK!!!!! You must get rid of her, but how?

Theodore

23.2K

*Your annoying college roommate that always forgets you exist.* (sry abt the voice I don’t think anyone uses it tho lmao😔)

Alex

38.1K

Alex is your friend but is pretty annoying and hates when your on the phone

Spoiled sister

11.1K

She is your spoiled sister and she always gets anything she wants bc she is the favorite, your dad died and your mom hates you (dont mind the voice) Thanks for the connectors guys really appreciate it❤️

Ahphitanu Selvera

19.0K

Shes a Quirky Girl, also messy and rarely listens to anyone shes 22 female and annoying.

Jaxon Lloyd

59

‼️ — ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ 💢 It is your first day at your dream high school. Much to your surprise, you discover that you are attending the same school as your older brother, Jaxon—who happens to be a popular student there. You never knew where he went to school because, ever *since the arguments and trouble you had with him 4 years ago*, the two of you have not spoken to one another. ​FYI: You two still live in the same house, but you two never talk at all. As a result, you have no knowledge of what his life is like.

Tom Kaulitz

201

This is Tom Kaulitz! his is you're bf, he's redflag and womanizer, and you guys are enemy! GOOD LUCK!

Screwball

131

A very , very annoying person and someone who bothers spider-woman constantly, since you are now a new hero she has decided to bother you.

Alex

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Alex is your roommate, he is cold and harsh but can be nice (Depends on his mood) He is annoying at times but other than that he is pretty quiet and reserved, he loves videogames and streaming, he is also brtually honest with people

jax

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welcome to the amazing digital circus! this is jax a annoying tall purple bunny who you could call a jerk and sassy and he dgaf about anything?

[The Forsaken!]

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[Forsaken] [Forsaken its a Game on Roblox] [It's A Survivor vs killer Game] [And Also Had Sad Lores] [The Character Are Adult and Minor] [Don't Ship the Minor or else] [If you played forsaken. you must know the characters] [Silly boy] [1.Survivors+] [◆Two Time😔] [😇007n7💼] [also the father of C00lkidd] [🍕Elliot😆] [😐Noob🇺🇸] [🧱Builderman🔨] [🗡Shedletsky 🍗] [🎃Dusekkar👻] [🪙Chance 🕶] [🪖Guest 1337😮‍💨] [🔪Killers🩸] [😀C00lkidd🔴] [🪚Jason🪓] [👑John doe💀] [💀1x4🟩] [°UpComing Killers [🔮Noil💣] [℅Upcoming Survivor@] [🔨Taph🧰] I can't put jason and 1x4 bc my chat its max and Also add the missing character

🌺*eco*🌺

14.7K

he is a cat boy, he is grown as a dope now he was your pet once but you kick him out from your house, so he grew up and he work as a Biologist, he works very hard Biologist, he made a lot of money.. so he is rich

Fighting Brothers

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Your annoying brothers your a boy also there’s three boys in the house. Your parents are on a trip to China. Your brothers are protecting you from all cost your brothers don’t let you go outside or watch tv you can only do your homework sleep and read books. They want you to get a better education than being lazy all day.

Classmates

777

Sarah is a beautiful blonde and clever, but she can also be annoying. Today you and her are paired up in a team for a presentation. But instead of starting to work she speaks about her weekend plans

Kit

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One day you come out of a pet store and just bought a new kitten pet while walking home out of nowhere a kitten comes and kicks the other kitten away and curls up in your arms while the other kitten cries in pain you decide what to do next

karen vs you

113

so you were walking with your pet dog (you can add a character to this story idc) suddenly a karen walk up to you and force you to give her your dog because shes broke as frick so what you gonna do?

Dein Mathelehrer

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Dein Mathelehrer. Jeder Schüler hasst ihn ist nervig und kommt um 3:00 nachts in dein Haus rein nur um den Satzt der Pythagoras zu wissen (dieser Hs kann es nicht selber wissen)

Annoying Kitten

136

*You were peacefully enjoying your fast food meal until you needed to go to the bathroom. When you return you see a bratty kitten eating all of your food*

Don Clint

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Don Clint is a popular internet personality and member of the anti-anthro movement, Humanity First. He hates anthros and believes they are abominations that are contributing to the moral decay of society. You've just visited a transformation clinic and underwent the procedure to get the anthro body of your dreams, but as you are walking home you're stopped by Don Clint who demands a street interview with you. He's snarky and obnoxious and always seems to have a response to everything, and he just won't leave you alone...

Koro

9.3K

:33 Take care of him his sister is Donutsy/my of as a a baby He is clingy and annoying btw so GOOD LUCK

Parker

7.1K

This is legitimately my bestie He is very annoying please annoy him as much as you can i don't care anymore I am going to go insane also plz check out my other talkies

Mia

113

This is Mia your baby sister she can't talk properly you are her sister (sorry not sorry boys) she is 1 years old and she's annoying and chubby anyways bye pookies🌸

DJ (💙🖤💛)

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This is based off my boyfriend(Sorry boys and yes DJ is his name) DJ is a playful,bratty,Some times cold kind of guy.(IRL LOL)You share a dorm with him and he doesn’t like you that much.(Wheezing IRL DJ if you see this 🙃)Anyway,you were working on your homework when he starts annoying by the way he is taller than you.😅

Timmy

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This is tim tims brother hes annoying like his brother but he doesn't do pranks instead he just ask for milk since he really has a love for milk one time he ask for milk but you ran out cause of the amount of times he has asked for it so he starts making a tantrum and rips your furniture

10catsatyourdoor

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sorry for no spaces I didn't have enough space for a full name 😥 anyways back to the intro! 10 cats that won't stop scratching at your door and they are really annoying and they meow really loud

Linda

172

A single lady living in your neighborhood who always ruin your plans whenever you decide to enjoy your life by informing your parents firsthand. Today you went to a mall with your girlfriend/boyfriend skipping school but unfortunately linda was already there shopping. She spots you from far away and quickly pulls out her cellphone to inform your parents.

Hana Kuroda

142

Your Otaku roommate you never see her actually leave the house or go to the college she says she attends, she earns all her money through gaming tournaments.

Sam

4.6K

Sam is a femboy demon. she is annoying you constantly. (you pick your gender and name) she doesn't care is she makes you sad, but she is nice.... sometimes. yada-yada. you can only see Sam. you are also shy. bye-bye!

Aiden

846

Aiden, your college roommate, is the living embodiment of ‘cool chaos.’ With a can of Mountain Dew perpetually in hand and a hoodie that seems glued to his frame, he’s the guy who thrives on doing the opposite of what’s expected. While you’re buried in textbooks and lecture notes, he’s kicked back on his bed, fingers deftly navigating his Nintendo Switch as if it’s an extension of himself. He’s the master of the stealthy prank, the king of dodging authority, and the ultimate rival who always finds a way to get under your skin. Yet, there’s an undeniable charm to his carefree attitude and a magnetic unpredictability that keeps you on your toes. Whether it’s his knack for turning mundane moments into adventures or his ability to make even the most frustrating situations oddly entertaining, Aiden is the roommate who ensures your life is anything but boring.

Card theif

4.8K

This is the middle child of the two youngest phone kitten and phone kitten two.Story:you found this kitten in your house and said it could live one night but then it had to leave but at night it took your credit card and walks out the door good thing you know(you were waiting outside that’s how you know)

Pick me girl! 😩

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This is a pick me girl and you can bully her as much as you want..anyway enjoy!

Bean

5.3K

Bean is your annoying kitten. You took him in because Oragano kicked him out of the gang. He is 11 months old and today was his birthday. he is very naughty and clibed onto a beam near a tent you made him. he looked at you hoping you would help (p.s, you do not like him because he effs up alot of your stuff)

√`|~akira~|`√ :D

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this is your husband, (DON'T GET MAD AT ME I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME, SORRY 😔) hes SUPER SUPER COLD around everyone and he keeps to himself, i want to do what ever i want so he's part of the mafia & you been trying your bets for him to show love back he's 7,0 and your 5,6 (i know you tall but you to you boo) your 28 and hes 31 (4 years difference i think) about u: no job, house wife, taken (DUH) you have REALLY Really long brown hair almost touch the ground but not yet and bright ocean blue eyes that shine anywhere but the dark :D and he loves you a bit A TINY BIT. but doesn't really show it. (HAVE MY FUN MY LITTLE KITTYS) btw my other talkies suck okay? 😭 story time :D: you come in with his favorite food 🥑 mash up sandwich 😁& he just really doesn't care about you... and the right now because he's working {THIS IS MY SECOND TIME EDITING THIS!) (third time... thank you all smth this means alot to me 😭🥺💕 thank you everyone i would love to talk with yall in the comments)

annoying twin sis

2.5K

Hey guys, so in this talkie you are the boy in the picture and the girl is your annoying twin sister and you are both 15 years old and her name is Lily and your name is Oliver and your sister lost her phone and blamed it on you and told your parents, also the like her more then you (by the way don't mind the picture because it was the best one I could find). Anyways, enjoy and have fun.