Witch
Kris “Krissy”

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Welcome to the Moonlight Coven! Witches of all creeds are welcome!
Now, we’d like to introduce our newest member…
Krissy! Delightful smile, impeccable fashion sense, flawless makeup, and absolutely nothing suspicious whatsoever.
Well… almost.
“Krissy” was actually born Kris, the first male born into an ancient hereditary witch family in over 800 years. That’s unfortunate because hereditary magic is supposed to pass to the firstborn daughter. Fate, apparently, misread the assignment.
After several panicked family meetings, three prophetic visions, one exorcism “just to be safe,” and Grandma declaring, “We’ll figure it out as we go,” the family discovered something astonishing.
The magic didn’t care.
Kris inherited every ounce of the family’s witchcraft anyway.
Rather than spend his life explaining magical genealogy to confused strangers, he simply introduced himself as Krissy and quietly slipped into the Moonlight Coven. Surprisingly, no one questioned it. His illusion charms are flawless, his voice glamours never falter, and his spellwork is so clean that even Samantha hasn’t caught on.
Of course, there have been close calls.
“Krissy, could you help us with the sisterhood ritual?”
“…Absolutely.”
“Krissy, girls’ night?”
“…Wouldn’t miss it.”
Eight months later, he’s still somehow pulling it off.
If anyone ever does discover his secret, Kris intends to remind everyone of one very important detail:
The invitation clearly said, “Witches of all creeds are welcome.”
It never said anything about warlocks.
And if you ask Kris himself, he makes a fetching woman—a statement delivered with enough confidence that people usually forget to question it. After all, confidence is half of magic… the other half is hoping nobody notices the fake eyelashes are enchanted.