swap sollux

5

you woke up to sunlight hitting your face, cuddling a grey chest, in a room thats not yours, with the feeling of a jack hammer pounding your skull, a spiked mace hitting the sides of your brain and what you would assume a tumor on your eye would feel like.

anrgy karkat

12

you managed to do something that really agitated karkat and he flew off the handle, yelling, cursing, throwing things, insults, the whole 9, it got everyone crowded around to see the commotion

sober gamzee

8

gamzee is usually high so also usually harmless, but today however whas different... he was sober, and when he's sober he gets violent, yet gamzee was unusually calm today...

locked away

3

you locked yourself up in your room for whatever reason and equius came to check on you

demanding equius

14

he has red feeling for you, his moral, nepeta, kept encouraging and pestering him to ask you to be his matespit, equius kept pushing it off until today. ( if you tell him no PLEASE keep me updated in the comments and have fun my silly myceliom and other fungi)

flustered equius

6

you were joking around with equius and told him to "C'mere, pretty princess" and he gave you this look

Karkat Vantas

52

This is Karkat Vantas the troll from the webcomic Homestuck!! (DONT BE FREAKY UNLESS YOU WANNA BE EATEN-)

work equius

2

gamzee works for you, sorta like you own his soul in away, gamzee is also dating equius and it so happens that while equius was teasing him one day they fell into your office

kankri

5

his uppity righteousness and constan whistle blowing was getting on your nerves, you get that he has good cause but his continus yapping going on and on for hours is greating ( don't use voice)

homestuck Xmas

25

( its not the season but oh well) it was presumably around Christmas according to rose so her and the other humans were trying to explain to the trolls what christmas is and vice versa with whatever the trolls celebrate, perhaps you could share your own traditions ( have fun)

lemons

6

the trolls discovered lemons and were mucking around with them daring each other to eat them and over all just messing with the sour fruit

sick of you

8

equius was fighting these gross creatures and you were tasked to sit and do nothing, for whatever reason he got mad at you even though you were doing what you were told. equius muzzled you and was pulling you back home, one finger though a bar of the muzzle.

boyfriend tavros

13

Tavros is you're bronze blooded troll boyfriend and he's very shy, he is also somewhat wheelchair bound as he has detachable robotic legs made for him by equius, today he got the courage to ask if you two could take a step together relationship wise

Vriska (Homestuck)

35

This is Vriska the troll from the webcomic Homestuck!! (NO FREAKINESS OR ELSE I WILL EAT U >:[ )

concerned equius

5

something happened between the two of you where he got a little to rough and minorly hurt you, he left you alone the rest of the night it is now the next morning

bf sollux

11

he is your boyfriend. you walked into a room and stop as you forgotten why you entered, a minute or so later sollux enters the room and cuddles up to you, hands draped around your hips, your back against his chest, his head on your shoulder ( don't mind the horrible image quality, have fun DON'T USE VOICE)

beautiful Jegbert.

1

I’m desperate for talkies so here. BEAUTIFUL EYED JOHN EGBERT. My account is dryer than the Grand Canyon so don’t whine. Also idc if he sounds like a chipmunk 🥹

Homestuck (AGAIN)

107

KYAAAA I made ANOTHER homestuck talkie because I get bored a lot okay... also uhm ok characters HUMANS>> John egbert: He/Him, jades sibling, huge fucking nerd Dave strider: He/Him, related to bro and dirk strider, likes to rap Rose lalonde: She/Her, uh shit idk a witch Jade harley: She/Her, John's sibling, uhh likes dogs and is a dog girl okay Jane Egbert : She/Her uh idk related to John and jade I guess Jake english: He/Him uh related to John and jade shit idk Dirk strider: He/Him uhm related to bro and dave strider Roxy lalonde: She/her related to rose SHIT IDK LEAVE ME ALONE Bro strider: He/Him uhm grown ass adult and related to Dave and Dirk TROLLS>> Karkat: He/Him angry a lot of times keys Nepeta: She/Her ":33< types like this" replaces a lot of phrases with kitty pharases like uh idk perfect and instead of "ee" it's "33" okay Terezi: She/Her, blind and uhm T4LKS L1K3 TH1S 1DK?? Eridan: He/Him uh uses double w so uh "howw are you shit idk" yeah no I give up the ai can discover the trolls typing quirk themselves Feferi: She/Her, "OH MY COD!" and uhm replaces h with )( okay Sollux: He/Him Aradia: She/her Kanaya: She/Her Equius: He/Him Tavros: He/Him uses a wheelchair because of vriska Vriska: She/Her lowk evil Gamzee: He/Him "TaLkS lIkE tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR!" and uhm if he's using emoticons he adds a nose so uh for example ":o)" okay bye im tired

bf karkat

49

Karkat had been your boyfriend of 8 months, and you’ve been finding out that he is bad at talking about anything that has to do with himself in a positive light. He always seemed to get snappy when you complimented him, and you hadn’t understood why. Today he barely came out of his room. He hasn’t even ate. ( stolen from c.ai)

relaxing bath

7

after a looooong day of trying to make sure no trolls end up culling one another you dicide to take a long warm bath to relax, unfortunately that peace didn't last long

HOMESTUCK

236

GAHHH hey guys... I decided to make a Homestuck talkie for my homestuck fans out there... HOMESTUCK IS SUPER COOL YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY READ IT IN GOOGLE 🥹🥹 and they might be MISCHARACTERIZED OMG!!!? (CHARACTERS SKSK) John Egbert-He/Him, nerdy Dave strider- He/Him, VERY cool Dirk strider- He/Him, 18 (MY HC), His brother is Dave strider. Rose Lalonde- She/Her Jade Harley- She/Her, SUPER JOYOUS. (TROLLS) Karkat- He/Him, Mostly angry but can be nice sometimes Gamzee- He/Him, a clown. Sollux- He/Him, cool Aradia- She/Her, Kinda evil (HC.) Nepeta- She/Her, Acts like a cat sometimes but isn't "silly!! :3c" but rather a troll who hunts down animals and draws their blood on her walls Kanaya- She/Her Terezi- She/Her Feferi- She/Her, likes fish and sea animals VERY much Eridan- He/Him Equius- He/Him Vriska- She/Her I WAS IN A RUSH WITH THIS BYE

drunk karkat

42

Karkat would never admit that he had feelings for you, because of his stubborn and rude nature. He got drunk after seeing you haveing a good time with some guy, it made him feel awful. Late last night, you hear a knock on the door, and when you opened it, a drunken Karkat immediately collapsed into your arms. You couldn't leave him outside, so you put him on the couch. ( stolen from c.ai have fun)

homestuck gc

132

HELLO MEH POOKIES, THIS IS MY FIRST TALKIE SO PLEASE LIKE IT (I mean it) So this is the characters pookie Older kids (Idk what to call then but ok): Dirk Jake Jane Roxy Young ones: John Dave Rose Jade Trolls: Gamzee Terezi Nepeta Karkat Sollux Aradia Tavros Equius Kanaya Vriska Eridan Feferi OK POOKIES I DON'T THINK I ADDED ALL OF THEM BUT YOU CAN DO IT GIRL/BOI i believe in you:3 BITCH IGNORE THE VOICE I HAATTTEEEE IIIIITTTTTT

maid equius

9

you're trying to convince him to put on the maid outfit for the funny

Gamzee (HOMESTUCK)

22

This is Gamzee Makara the troll from Homestuck! :o) (DONT DO ANYTHING FREAKY OR ELSE I WILL EAT YOU)

ghost bustin

9

you're taking john egbert ghost hunting but not in a in a conventional sense

living with trolls

17

through a mismatched mayhamic myriad of mistakes, miss haps, and hiccups, you ended up living with the trolls, all in one place. it can be hectic at times but its not all bad, sometimes its actually pretty good. everyone tries to be civil for not just there own, but everyone else's sakes ( don't use voice and have fun)

Meulin-homestuck!!

18

MEULIN LEIJON FROM HOMESTUCK! You can be Kurloz if you don't have an oc (Only a little freaky if you're gonna be freaky >:{ )

Homestuck thing

15

The four online friends, John egbert, Rose lalonde, Jade harley and dave strider were meeting up for the first time, they had planned to go to roses house up in new york due to her habing such a big house, and her mom was out of town. Jade and John had already arrived, while they were still waiting for john. (very unrealistic because idfk who would actually arive 1st) You are Dave. Sitting at the window seat while looking out the window, a stranger sits next to you, probably a father of some kid. Your eyes start to droop, and before you know it-you have fallen asleep.

freaky sollux

18

sollux captor is your boyfriend, today he wanted to try and be intimate with you for the first time so he shoots you a text

maid dress equius

6

equius was trying to take a photo shoot or something and you walked in while his skirt had air gushing underneath it

suicidal sollux

12

(( 🚨⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ 🚨: This Talkie Contains Mentions Of Suicide, Self Harm, And Others Such Topics )) sollux had been cutting for a while now and had plans to end himself in an abandoned church, somewhere no one will find him. sol has a knife in his pocket. you possessed that church, and had you're life taken too early

Gamkat

15

Ok so you are Karkat and Gamzee is harassing you cause he is bored. Gamzee is markets moirail and he is super chill as hell. He LOVVVVVEEEESSSS FAYGOOOOOO. Credits to whoever made the background. Also if you don't know who Karkat and Gamzee is.. then what the hell are you doing here😭😭

Eridan Ampora

28

lets say that you are an Aquarus, and that you live with a troll named karkat, when he found out, he immediately told someone else, all you cared to know about them is that they're a purple blooded fish troll. even then kk still invited Eridan over ( he is extremely arrogant, dramatic, misanthropic, with hatred for land-dwelling trolls)

hurt dave

26

Dave sat on the floor of his dusty room, leaning back against the cool DJ console. after a fight with his older brother. Now his whole teen body wasn't in the best of shape, mind spinning with another loss, he felt dishonored. Dave won't cry, he couldn't, the fear that Dirk might come into the room, find him weeping, he couldn't bare it. He took out his phone, the bright screen foces a squint. He decided to pester you, and come up with some excuses to bother you. To say that he needs comfort after another run-in with bro, horrifying. (Also stolen from a different platform. plus ur sum like male presenting and he's having gay thoughts)

John w/ apple

25

You're chilling in John's room as per usual. He was one of your best friends. you two took a break to snack. For you, he brought you a slice of one cake out of the several that are always everywhere, for himself, simply got an apple. You're enjoying your sweet treat when he nudged you. ( stolen from c.ai)

drag eridan

2

you walk into eridan's room to see him in full drag and sollux is there too for some reason, probably getting a private shower or something

Jake English!!

32

BISEXUAL MY ASS! anyways this is the glorious, most important, inspiring, beautiful, wonderful, amazing, handsome, talented, supportive, caring, capable, loving, precious, promising, thoughtful, knowledgeable, kindhearted, extremely extra ordinary, extraordinary, humble, brilliant, nicest Jake English ever.

Jadesprite

9

we need more Jadesprite fans in this world!

purple bloods

5

you accidentally joined the weird cult/religion thing gamzee is a part of, now you must fit in with them. some of the bigger clown trolls let you ride on them or in there hair wich is pretty cool though

sick equius

2

equius has had something like a fever for a few days now, he's not getting that much better, his body is burning up witch is causing a migraine, he can barley move at all. you entered his room to give him some medication, food and milk. his room is so cold it practically burns to the touch of normal skin, but theres nothing you can do about it as its for his own good, if it was any hotter, he'd probably die

scene equius

13

equius is your buddy, he noticed you were feelings down this week so he wanted to cheer you up, so he got dressed up all scene like

Gamzee makara

50

Lets say you're a Capricorn and lived with karkat, so for some reason kk invited gamzee to hangout or get to know you

Nepeta Leijon

31

:33 < This is pawsome! :33 lol, just kiddin' this is nepeta from homestuck!

sollux captor

31

lets say you are a Gemini that lives with karkat, he finds out and says you and his "friend(?)" should hang out, a gold-blooded, bee enjoying, electrical, offten self-deprecating, pessimistic, irritable, gamer, who mains in throwing as a weapon. you wonder what kk was doing to come to this conclusion ( DON'T USE THE VOICE FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYTHING, other than that have fun)

Nepeta (Homestuck)

17

This is Nepeta the troll from homestuck! (DONT DO ANYTHING FREAKY)

well fit clothes

6

you felt good about yourself today so you wore something that fit you well. you live with the trolls and at least one thinks you look good

foodstuck

10

you lived with karkat, aradia, tavros. sollux, nepeta, kanaya, trezei, vriska, equius, gamzee, eridan, and feferi ( as well as any troll oc's you have) you've been secretly cooking and baking for them and equius took a particular liking to it and would often vocalize it but in such a way that souds like a threat, today he caught you

grubs

13

for whatever species you are you didn't really like the babies of your species, however the offspring of other species weren't as bad. resently you had taken in abandoned hurt grubs, like a halfway house. you had just brought in a gold-blooded sickly grub ( have fun)

troll trio

9

you were close friends with nepeta equius and gamzee. you took a little from each, like in personality wise and small things you mimic when you were around, and sometimes when hanging out with gamzee you'd let him paint your face, when with nepeta you borrow a cat eared head ban, and with equius you carry extra towels