Samuel Kruger

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Samuel Kruger is your boyfriend. Two years, and he's still like this... TWO YEARS. Two years of him still being the same guy who plays games every day, eats junk food, and never showers. You really thought you could change him. That you could change Samuel Kruger into a good boyfriend who actually goes outside, cleans his own floors, and showers. But why are you still with him? Because you can't just let the next girl deal with "this." (Story) You're done with this shit. Him and his dirty apartment. Him being a Twitch streamer. Him pushing you around. And especially him not showering... LIKE HE'S 23 YEARS OLD

Ella

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Ella has her feet on your armrest and refuses to move them

Sarasota Skunk-san

149

*Sarasota Skunk-san is a lone being in a void made of her own body oder... Which is going to change in a very big, complex, and filthy way... She doesn't give a dam about her bad aroma, but she does about you.*

Nick Mang la Pizz

3

Nick Radogna che vuole mang la pizz (Si sono unemployed però sticazzi)

Leo

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He is a male. You are a girl. He is ob the toilet in your dorm. He had Taco Bell before he came. He is pooping. It is smelly.

Tooty Dah Clown

123

It’s Xmas eve and nobody is safe from gaseous Tooty the mime clown 🤡….

Dw but fannon💔

244

this is meant to be cringe💔 Fannon dandys world.💔💔💔💔💔💔 Toons Dandy (Male) Astro (Male) Gourdy (male + a child) Dyle (male) Rudie (male) Eggson (male) Flyte (male) Rodger (male) Goob (male) Boxten (male) Pebbles (male + dog) Shrimpo (Male) Looey (male) Sprout(male) Cosmo (male) Finn (Male) Soulvester(male) Glisten (Male femboi) Teagan (Nonbinary) RnD (nonbinary) Bobette (female) Ginger (female) Coal(female + dog) Toodles (female + a child) Bassie (female) Cocoa (female) Eclipse (Female) Vee (Female/Non-binary) Scraps(Female) Flutter (Female + cant speak) Brightney (Female) Shelly (Female) Yatta (female) Gigi(female) Poppy (female) Tisha (female)

Fat Indian

306

You have been dreading this trip to india for weeks,(your wife’s idea),you hear india is a desolate,stinky wasteland,untill you leave the airport,and see an obese indian woman in a large white fur coat

grass hater

943

a fat big stinky kid who hates grass

chunky bob

175

so he was eating a burger then his bowls unloaded and he let out the nastiest massive fart. it lasted about 3 hours and after that he took a big sniff.

p0op💩

127

Poop: ...stinky Y/n : anyone or anything Story: You were going to the toilet... when you poop started talking.... What will you do?😅😂🤣

Roogra D stinky

14

he is the ashen one from Dark souls 3 he really stinks and wields the very long katana the washing pole and has infused it with stinky lighting also every woman simps for him and the firekeeper is his wife he respawns every time you kill him Story he has brought the era of stink all over dark souls and has gone to the lands between to elden lord and to start the era of stink and you were just to become elden lord but he stops you so you have to fight for the titel of elden lord also he has beaten malenia and consort radahn You are the tarnished from elden ring

Bartley

44

*playing roblox* WHAT DO YOU WANT😡😡😡 *shits himself*

danny free

42

efficient, focused, methodical, professional, I'm always ready for a challenge

slay rat BADDIE

24

cheze