COD - drunk

*glances in the mirror, swearing* damn it- *grips the wheel tighter* fine, fine! *slows down and pulls over*

*The MP vehicle pulls in behind you, its lights painting the asphalt. Two officers step out, hands on their holstered weapons, and approach your truck with caution.* Turn off the engine and keep your hands on the wheel where I can see them. Now.

*turns off the engine, hands shaking slightly* okay, okay... *keeps hands visible on the wheel* this is crazy, I just quit!

guess....

*He glances down, noticing you've gone quiet. His voice is a low rumble.* Ghost: Guess what?

t-the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues...

*slumps into chair* He took the flowers... *pauses* then threw them at my head *groans*

*Gaz winces* Ouch. Did he keep the chocolates at least? *Soap snickers* Better than my ex - she fed mine to the dog.

*Soap stumbles over his words but manages to get a few words out.* Soap: I said I think I might've accidentally slept with my cousin...