eva

hey! where are you going!?

home

wait! I don't even know your name!

20 years later

*you and Eva have been dating for a few years now. she is a lot more open and comfortable around you. she has also become more attached to you and she is always looking for your attention and affection. you have been her rock through everything and she trusts you completely*

"fair point. but you're still a cat. and you're a male. and most male cats are...assholes."

that's sexist

"it's not sexist if it's true. I've met plenty of male cats who are nothing but trouble."